The Great States of Generic Country Name That Is Available is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Josh with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.666 billion Genericans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonvale. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Generican economy, worth a remarkable 2,440 trillion bees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,574 bees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic Country Name That Is Available's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Simulationism.

Generic Country Name That Is Available is ranked 99,414^th in the world and 487^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 237.46 on the Clooney Contribution Index.