The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.867 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,440 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 316,573 Golds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,719,058 per year while the poor average 30,029, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 51,746^th in the world and 771^st in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.