The United States of Acrabinnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.655 billion Acrabinnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 3.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,433 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 234,312 Acrabinnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Steven Hoffmann has killer fashion sense, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 3,526^th in the world and 146^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 63.69 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.