The Kingdom of Sabaleta is a huge, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 391 million Sabotages are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcos Grace. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sabaletan economy, worth 40.9 trillion Selus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,480 Selus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabaleta's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sabaleta is ranked 48,459^th in the world and 1,432^nd in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,030.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.