Population | 34.027 billion |
Capital | Kendall |
Leader | King Zachary |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | crown |
Animal | mountain lion |
The Federal Kingdom of Lower Columbia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Zachary with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 34.027 billion Lower Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kendall. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Lower Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 5,993 trillion crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 176,131 crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
The sanitised and dull music festivals of Lower Columbia are famed for their reasonable volume levels, contestants on Lower Columbia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Lower Columbia's national animal is the mountain lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Lower Columbia is ranked 293,809th in the world and 841st in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -10.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
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- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and Fattest Citizens.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Lower Columbia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.