The Republic of Haxxoristan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 41.351 billion Haxxoristanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haxxoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,498 trillion talers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,788 talers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,272 per year while the poor average 19,484, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Haxxoristan's national animal is the script kiddy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haxxoristan is ranked 13,734^th in the world and 531^st in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,086.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.