Population | 41.122 billion |
Currency | taler |
Animal | script kiddy |
The Republic of Haxxoristan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 41.122 billion Haxxoristanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Haxxoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,473 trillion talers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,788 talers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,272 per year while the poor average 19,484, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.
Military spending recently hit a new high, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Haxxoristan's national animal is the script kiddy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Haxxoristan is ranked 61,650th in the world and 3,435th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haxxoristan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Haxxoristan was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Haxxoristan ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Haxxoristan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Thransse, curing 48 million infected.
- : Haxxoristan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Free Land of Big Federal Republics, curing 31 million infected.
- : Haxxoristan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Acknilla, curing 46 million infected.
- : Haxxoristan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Rogue Nation of Klanmar, curing 22 million infected.
- : Haxxoristan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Community of Fluffiness, curing 44 million infected.
- : Haxxoristan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Thransse, curing 54 million infected.
- : Haxxoristan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Free Land of Big Federal Republics, curing 76 million infected.