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Largest Populations: 1,180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,971stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,487th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Primus inter pares
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Haxxoristan

Population41.122 billion

Currencytaler
Animalscript kiddy

The Republic of Haxxoristan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 41.122 billion Haxxoristanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haxxoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,473 trillion talers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,788 talers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,272 per year while the poor average 19,484, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Haxxoristan's national animal is the script kiddy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haxxoristan is ranked 61,650th in the world and 3,435th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Populations: 1,180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,971stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,487thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,954thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,602ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,040thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,068thFattest Citizens: 6,443rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,329thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,732ndMost Avoided: 8,189thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,947thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,090thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19,659thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,567thHighest Crime Rates: 28,400thMost Pro-Market: 28,815th
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Largest Populations: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 177th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 218th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 225th in the regionFattest Citizens: 328th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 360th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 419th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 421st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 458th in the regionMost Avoided: 501st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 566th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 619th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 669th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 676th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 807th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,123rd in the region

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