The Imperial Dominions of Amigosa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archon Rafaela Theophano with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.673 billion Amigosans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minrathous. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Amigosan economy, worth an astonishing 11,683 trillion Imperial Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 346,972 Imperial Denarii, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,680,420 per year while the poor average 11,853, a ratio of 226 to 1.

Cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, the police double as repo men, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Amigosa's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Chantry.

Amigosa is ranked 4,583^rd in the world and 1^st in facebook nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.62 law-abiding acts per hour.