The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.986 billion Yodleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 8,806 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,124 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle's national animal is the Easter bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 331,643^rd in the world and 239^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -54.43 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.