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Yodle was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 516
Least Corrupt Governments: 45thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Valuable International Artwork: 48th
The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Influence
Eminence Grise
𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 & 𝕾𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖗 / Minister of Arts
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yodle

Population22.942 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithOrthodox Yodlism

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalEaster bunny

The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.942 billion Yodleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 8,782 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 382,815 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle's national animal is the Easter bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 331,242nd in the world and 242nd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -23.31 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 45thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Valuable International Artwork: 48thMost Secular: 54thMost Pacifist: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 60thNicest Citizens: 61stSafest: 67thMost Accessible: 68thMost Inclusive: 79thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 81stMost Beautiful Environments: 85thHighest Food Quality: 90thBest Weather: 95thMost Developed: 103rdHealthiest Citizens: 105thLongest Average Lifespans: 111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thMost Cheerful Citizens: 163rdLargest Governments: 182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 187thMost Cultured: 191stSmartest Citizens: 242ndMost Influential: 271stMost Advanced Public Education: 316thLargest Welfare Programs: 341stMost Rebellious Youth: 394thMost Efficient Economies: 462ndLowest Crime Rates: 497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 550thHighest Poor Incomes: 563rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 916thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,333rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,386thHighest Economic Output: 1,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,581stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,422ndMost Stationary: 4,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,339thMost Patriotic: 8,082ndNudest: 8,201stMost Income Equality: 10,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,702ndLargest Populations: 14,915thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,193rd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Yodle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Empires Forever United"".
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.

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