The Confederation of Willdavie is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Président with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.671 billion Davisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Du-Café-Pis-Du-Speed-sur-Mer. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Willdaviean economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,937 Piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willdavie's national animal is the Caribou, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Willdavie is ranked 115,810^th in the world and 88^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Populations, with 6.67 billion capita.