The Caius of United States of Dictators is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Hikemet Dinc with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.894 billion Dictatorsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilmington. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Dictatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 157,457 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, the government is avowedly secular, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Dictators's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

United States of Dictators is ranked 44,155^th in the world and 1,930^th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 78.69 on the Human Development Index.