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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30thMost Valuable International Artwork: 770thMost Influential: 845th
The I Know Best State of
Corporate Bordello
Aonaichte tha sinn a seasamh, aonaichte tha sinn a fa
Civil Rights
Very Good
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United States of Dictators

Population838 million

LeaderPresident Hikemet Dinc

AnimalBald Eagle

The I Know Best State of United States of Dictators is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Hikemet Dinc with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 838 million Dictatorsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilmington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Dictatorsian economy, worth 125 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 149,658 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 650,140 per year while the poor average 21,840, a ratio of 29.8 to 1.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in United States of Dictators, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Dictators's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United States of Dictators is ranked 18,813th in the world and 969th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 64.89 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30thMost Valuable International Artwork: 770thMost Influential: 845thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,860thRudest Citizens: 4,211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,616thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,832ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,089thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,585thMost Efficient Economies: 10,271stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,314thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,072ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,897thHighest Average Incomes: 15,282ndSmartest Citizens: 18,813thMost Inclusive: 22,193rdMost Secular: 22,200th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 162nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 170th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 182nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 250th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 383rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 505th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 595th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 596th in the regionLargest Black Market: 637th in the regionMost Politically Free: 673rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 677th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 699th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 775th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 790th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 969th in the regionMost Secular: 1,039th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,104th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,153rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,154th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,178th in the regionMost Developed: 1,323rd in the region

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