The Low-Quality Roblox Meme Hub of United States Of Alpha is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by NotJustBry4 with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.465 billion Alphanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopiatopia. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alphanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion pingas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 316,200 pingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United States Of Alpha's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is losing your sanity.

United States Of Alpha is ranked 8,097^th in the world and 490^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,370.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.