The Low-Quality Roblox Meme Hub of United States Of Alpha is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by NotJustBry4 with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.471 billion Alphanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopiatopia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alphanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,742 trillion pingas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 318,526 pingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United States Of Alpha's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is losing your sanity.

United States Of Alpha is ranked 2,562^nd in the world and 105^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 318,526.87 Standard Monetary Units.