The Empire of Pettlland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 20.017 billion Pettllanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petsmartt. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pettllandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,444 trillion Megs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,085 Megs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pettlland's national animal is the Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Pettlland is ranked 8,125^th in the world and 1^st in Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.19 law-abiding acts per hour.