The Republic of Famockadia Jel is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Morgan Blackhand with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.133 billion Famockadia Jelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night City. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Famockadia Jelian economy, worth 36.7 trillion Eurodollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 32,430 Eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, Morgan Blackhand has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and hungry families offer spare change to their social workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Famockadia Jel's national animal is the Maelstromer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aldecaldo.

Famockadia Jel is ranked 309,441^st in the world and 6,482^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -16.31 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.