Population | 21.858 billion |
Capital | Vathora |
Leader | Emperor Vaeros II |
Faith | Vayonism |
Currency | Auriol |
Animal | Imperial Eagle |
The Tone-Deaf Bard of Tracian Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Vaeros II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 21.858 billion Thracians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vathora. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thracian economy, worth a remarkable 2,913 trillion Auriols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,270 Auriols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tracian Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Vayonism.
Tracian Empire is ranked 14,012th in the world and 7th in International Northwestern Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.88 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tracian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Tracian Empire changed its national leader to "Emperor Vaeros II".
- : Tracian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
- : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, water fights now end with thousands dead.
- : Tracian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Tracian Empire lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.