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Most Influential: 1,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,662ndNicest Citizens: 1,998th
The Phonencian Colony of
Democratic Socialists
We promise Freedom & Liberty.
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lolder

Population15.888 billion

CapitalOasis
Leaderits Colonial Governor
Faiththe Theory of Evolution

CurrencyLoldollar
AnimalScorpion

The Phonencian Colony of Lolder is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by its Colonial Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.888 billion Lolderians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasis. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lolderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Loldollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,652 Loldollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, Lolderian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lolder's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Theory of Evolution.

Lolder is ranked 201,560th in the world and 22nd in International Northwestern Union for Most Avoided, scoring 0.39 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Influential: 1,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,662ndNicest Citizens: 1,998thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,318thHealthiest Citizens: 3,161stBest Weather: 3,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,180thMost Pacifist: 4,237thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,736thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,926thMost Stationary: 5,469thMost Inclusive: 6,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,352ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,367thSmartest Citizens: 6,982ndHighest Economic Output: 7,952ndSafest: 8,797thMost Developed: 8,811thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,198thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,081stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,332ndLargest Populations: 11,831stMost Cultured: 13,579thLowest Crime Rates: 13,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,432ndMost Income Equality: 18,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,684thMost Secular: 20,766th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lolder's influence in International Northwestern Union rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Lolder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Lolder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolder, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolder, Lolderian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Lolder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolder, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolder, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolder, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Lolder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Norcoast, Atlantica, Altique, Askium, Crumstain, and Mammo.

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