Population | 23.708 billion |
Capital | Ferris |
Leader | Augusta |
Currency | Pince |
Animal | Penguin |
The Empire of The JVP is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Augusta with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.708 billion JVPians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferris. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.
The frighteningly efficient JVPian economy, worth a remarkable 4,640 trillion Pinces a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,739 Pinces, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
The JVPian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, prison is a nightmare, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and JVPians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The JVP's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
The JVP is ranked 248,462nd in the world and 7th in Aels for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The JVP was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in The JVP, JVPians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in The JVP, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in The JVP, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in The JVP, the JVPian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in The JVP, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : The JVP voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : The JVP voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : The JVP was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in The JVP, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.