The Canon Destroyers of Sulsuland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sulsu with an even hand, and remarkable for its feral children, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.005 billion Sulsu enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of fIsH. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sulsu economy, worth a remarkable 3,578 trillion FisH a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 155,531 FisH, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lines at the bank stretch around the block as tellers struggle with basic arithmetic, much of Sulsuland's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, Sulsu is off to feed the wonderful wizard to hogs, and nothing in life is promised except death and government support. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sulsuland's national animal is the fiSh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is fISh.

Sulsuland is ranked 332,314^th in the world and 20^th in Sonnel for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -32.3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.