The Holy Interstellar Empire of Drawkland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Iarocav with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.287 billion Drawkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolon. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drawkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,538 trillion lolads a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 369,397 lolads, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Drawkland has found 9 easter eggs), and Drawkian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Iarocav. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drawkland's national animal is the Drawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sonicrism.

Drawkland is ranked 1,311^th in the world and 2^nd in Sonnel for Smartest Citizens, with 193.44 Quips Per Hour.