The Interstellar Empire of Drawkland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Iarocav with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 24.519 billion Drawkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolon. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drawkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,645 trillion lolads a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 434,156 lolads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Drawkian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime is totally unknown. Drawkland's national animal is the Drawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sonicrism.

Drawkland is ranked 314,124^th in the world and 26^th in Sonnel for Most Primitive, scoring -745.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.