The Canon Destroyers of Sulsuland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sulsu with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.759 billion Sulsu enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulsuland City. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Sulsu economy, worth a remarkable 2,397 trillion FisH a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,140 FisH, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, and shopping comes bagged and tagged. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sulsuland's national animal is the fiSh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is fISh.

Sulsuland is ranked 77,284^th in the world and 8^th in Sonnel for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,732.27 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.