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Nudest: 21stHighest Crime Rates: 143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 148th
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Sulsuland

Population12.241 billion

CapitalSulsuland City
LeaderSulsu
FaithfISh

CurrencyFisH
AnimalfiSh

The Canon Destroyers of Sulsuland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sulsu with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.241 billion Sulsu enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulsuland City. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Sulsu economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion FisH a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 137,774 FisH, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, the best defense is a good fence, and the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sulsuland's national animal is the fiSh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is fISh.

Sulsuland is ranked 247,156th in the world and 24th in Sonnel for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 7.12 tourists per hour.

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Nudest: 21stHighest Crime Rates: 143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 148thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 176thMost Armed: 200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 224thFattest Citizens: 252ndMost Avoided: 299thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 382ndLargest Retail Industry: 594thMost Primitive: 677thRudest Citizens: 694thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,089thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,295thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,269thTop
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Most Devout: 3,170thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,283rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,290thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,340thHighest Economic Output: 10,917thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 17,118thHighest Average Incomes: 17,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,218thMost Influential: 22,332ndLargest Black Market: 22,792nd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sulsuland lodged a message on the Sonnel Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, the best defense is a good fence.
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas.
  • : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.

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