The United Republic of Delaclava is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Anna Voss with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.954 billion Delaclavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catherina. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Delaclav economy, worth a remarkable 4,295 trillion Karsikas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,266 Karsikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Delaclava' is a smash hit, and calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delaclava's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Delaclava is ranked 4,689^th in the world and 3^rd in Sonnel for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,273.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.