The Look who's back of Segentova is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief of State Pierre Delacroix with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.73 billion Segennais have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Toulon. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The Segen economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Segentovan Livres a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,142 Segentovan Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', and all the playground's a stage for Segen schoolchildren. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segentova's national animal is the Wild Segentovan Tarasque Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Segentovan Civil Religion.

Segentova is ranked 79,219^th in the world and 3,765^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 87,142.9 Standard Monetary Units.