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Do that and I shall send you a strongly worded letter to cease and diciest!
One post isnt spam
I will! oh look I have a new issue! wonder what it could be!?
Conventional Wisdom! Option 3 for sure!
While planning the party convention for your re-election campaign your advisers have come to disagree on what the overall feeling of the event should be. They have turned to their natural means of making a final decision: bothering you about it.
The Debate
“One word: fireworks,” states Wojciech Scheer, chairman of your political party, holding a wickedly thorned rose to the light. “Banal political speeches and rhetorical niceties just aren’t doing anything; the people have grown tired of it all. Come to think of it, I’m sick of it myself, and that’s really saying something. We really ought to put on an honest to goodness show here. Lasers! Music! Celebrity appearances! That should really push us up in the polls—and more importantly, your opponents down.” He bends the rose until the stem snaps.
Accept
“By all means, do that,” sarcastically quips your Minister of Finance, Castiel Annan. “You can give people all the bread and circuses you want, but when it comes time to follow through, no amount of flash will solve the real deficit: the deficit of trust. Give them the unvarnished truth, and spare them the unnecessary pomp and circumstance. I propose you read off a list of factual bullet points provided by my, and other, departments. For example, did you know that in the last year, no fewer than 39,280 deaths have been attributed to that marshmallow bill you approved a while back? Fascinating!”
Accept
“WHAT?!” bellows your Secretary of Defense, Indira Gennaro. “Millions of good, decent Wing Nibblers are fearful. They face the perils of globalism and an uncertain world order. Now’s our chance to show Thembria SSR what a REAL leader does in a time of crisis. Ride into the convention atop a tank, at the spearhead of a full armored vehicle convoy. Mount a three-story tall podium draped in a giant Thembria SSRian flag, and promise our people the world!” She pauses for a moment as a vaulting grin creeps up her face. “Literally!”
Intense Soviet Anthem plays as Thembria selects option 3...
Thembria SSR, Tamanian, and Prunasia
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, excessive gerrymandering has earned Thembria SSR the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'.
Almost fixed it.. soon..
Soviet antemn is best antemn, like ramen with beanspruts
Hiya 
Bostoniax, I think what Alle was trying to say was, use more than one word so it doesn't look like we're having one word conversations :D Also, it makes sure that we are not left in suspense as to why you're dancing. What is the occasion! :O We need to know. Latvara didn't need to know why to start dancing but I'm not drunk enough for that :D Also, it was looking like you were about to chain post so that's why I think.
Don't sweat it. 
Goddess Relief Office has, at different times, suppressed me, warned me not to chain post, and told me I was cute (True story. Don't believe him if he says otherwise).
*gets ready to flip to dictatorship*
Citizens of Prunasia, in light of the recent nationwide attack by a fascist group intent on destroying the social stability of Prunasia, the security services will redouble its efforts in combating terrorism.
Sorry, my bad. I guess a few of my berserker girls went on vacation or something.
Hahaha Da Comrade. For Daddy Russia / For the popsland.
Ahaha That is a true reason to party indeed! Breaks out the good scotch! Let’s drink and dance wohoooo.
Starts distributing Chocolate pastry to everyone
Ah it’s a nice night in Yggdrasil. Put my feet up near the fire place and just stare out while drinking some Starbucks signature hot chocolate.
Runs through region, dancing, hugging, and distributing rum.
The harbor has finally thawed again! We sail at dawn!!!!!!
Anon Zytose, Wan Nyan, Tiku, and Prunasia
*Quietly shuffles said berserkers into a building marked 'Royal Consulate of Sternberg - Prunasia'*
There, now no-one in Prunasia can drag 'em out. Diplomatic immunity strikes again!
NeoPacificus and Prunasia
You do that and I'll send pamphlets spreading rumors about you to your citizens and to collect intel on your nation.
Bah! Did I tell you the definition of Democracy? Democracy is expecting to do the same thing over and over and over again expecting things to change, no no no please this time it's going to be different, that is crazy.
New Year's party? Lol, yeah mate you're only 20 days late! The being in Yggdrasil is definitely a 24x7x365 party mode.
I drank a quarter yesterday. I drank WAY too much. Now I have the mother of all hangovers. Like my head hurts, my bodyhurts, my stomach is messed up, I already called dibs on my cousin's liver and If you gave Cape Town the amount of water I drank today they would have water for another 100 days. So no, thank you, I will stick to drinking milkshakes.
That sounds like masturbation, except you don't want things to change.
Where did that 100 days go?
Anon Zytose and Osore
Damn oh yeah :D :P I’m gonna edit it and we’ll just pretend like it didn’t happen.
Ooooh okay I’ll look it up.
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“16 Hours ago: Spank me Daddy2017 ceased to exist”
Oh no!!!! What will we do without Spank me Daddy! Somebody needs to inform Daddy, that there are some Glutes out there he needs to be hitting.
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