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O_o

*nightmares*

Post by Latvian-lithuania suppressed by Bhang Bhang Duc.

Latvian-lithuania

N I G H T M A R E S

*Lurch voice*

You rang?

Latvian-lithuania wrote:<snip>

Please don’t post in all caps, it’s the RMB equivalent of shouting. Also have a read of our New Player’s Guide.

Post by Sea dogs and pirate scumbags suppressed by Bhang Bhang Duc.

Sea dogs and pirate scumbags

Arr

Goodbye, I really don't like spammers.

Well, morning it is. Sorry for last night's gloomy post, again.

Elegarth wrote:Well, morning it is. Sorry for last night's gloomy post, again.

Don’t apologize mate, glad things are brighter this morning.

Cro Magnon wrote:*coffee*

Yes coffeeeeee.

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:I knew a woman who owned a taser. She was a stunner.

Giovanniland wrote:

Soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish.

If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk from home on the first day. They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.

These are the winners this week!

MORE PUNS NEXT WEEK GUYS

TODAY IN THE WEST

It's Haikuesday! Pursue perfection in poetry as we approach our Festival of the Three Perfections at month's end.

Need a theme? Today is Pharmacists' Day. Write about the wonders of Sudafed and Robitussin, the times that a pharmacy can bail you out if you're missing a grocery ingredient or home item, the insane length of CVS pharmacy receipts, or your favorite snack that can be purchased there.

Remember to check out our newest issue of The Western Post, which includes a new monthly feature called The Haiku Review. If we love your writing, it'll be chronicled in the pages of The Western Post!

They are chemists here.
Pharmacy in USA.
Just give me the drugs!

Chemicals in me
So many complex compounds
Keeping me alive

Cut thumb on corkscrew,
Opening bottle of wine.
Hazards of drinking.

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Cut thumb on corkscrew,
Opening bottle of wine.
Hazards of drinking.

You're lucky not to have put an eye out with that thing ...

:(

Great trees stand in crisp air
Little footprints on the snow
Placid morning

Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Fuentana, Moaning Lisa, and 2 othersWild lands of Tribe, and The imzadi islands

Yy4u wrote:You're lucky not to have put an eye out with that thing ...

:(

Who says eye did not?
Bloody painful way to go.
Ask Leon Trotsky.

Girou wrote:Hello

Welcome to the West Pacific! Feel free to read our New Player Guide and also join the World Assembly to endorse our Delegate.

The breath of life freely flows
refreshing the lungs.
Thank you, Sudafed!

The traditional structure is 5-7-5, but that doesn't mean you can't present the stanzas differently. Or you can try 3-5-3.

Gustavitch

Greetings and salutations pheasants! Our Glorious King; King Nigel III and all of his Clones wish you all well and hope to one day conqu- I mean... Form good relations with you all. Please don't kill me sire I did my best!

Kitaniala

Gustavitch wrote:Greetings and salutations pheasants! Our Glorious King; King Nigel III and all of his Clones wish you all well and hope to one day conqu- I mean... Form good relations with you all. Please don't kill me sire I did my best!

Hello and welcome to the West Pacific! I would recommend reading the New Player Guide and also the dispatch about Roleplay in the West: on the RMB roleplay is not allowed and we talk as players, but you can apply for land in our regional map and join the roleplay discord, as explained in that dispatch.

The imzadi islands

Still puddle
Falling raidrop
Tiny splash

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