The Chronosynclastic Infundibulm of Sadakoyama is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Council of Sciencemasters with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 24.335 billion Sadakhan enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ys. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sadakhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,654 trillion VHS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,093 VHS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Council of Sciencemasters's bedroom, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sadakoyama's national animal is the Slimy Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sadakoyama is ranked 238,488^th in the world and 8,280^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.