The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.782 billion No mokingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 8,030 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 352,476 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire No mokingian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 4,137^th in the world and 111^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 612.21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.