The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.431 billion Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uinted Communist of Africa economy, worth a remarkable 5,449 trillion E-bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 331,650 E-bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III performing the Full-Monty are selling out, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and Africanized Killer Panther is one of the most popular forenames in Uinted Communist of Africa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uinted Communist of Africa's national animal is the Africanized killer Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uinted Communist of Africa is ranked 294,160^th in the world and 1,389^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.