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Anacin wrote:

Well, what kind of drink

A wine?

Zany Zanes wrote:

Gotcha covered.

Passes patron pricy drink.

Thanks. Tosses a canister of Sargolian perfume to Zany. That should cover it. I always carry some trade goods with me.

Hindu mahasabha wrote:

A mug of Fleur d'Alaine French Champagne to be precise.

Here you go-

Hindu mahasabha wrote:

drinks wine

It was a hard day for me

drinks.

well more for me then

The old spaceman wrote:

Thanks. Tosses a canister of Sargolian perfume to Zany. That should cover it. I always carry some trade goods with me.

Catches canister curtly.

Thanks. All payments should be made to King crab cashier though so,

Throws to the Crab.

Tercania islands wrote:

You can help me by walking straight into the oven.

Charmed chuckles.

Well, I would, but somebody has to maintain the front. Maybe later?

Tercania islands wrote:

You can help me by walking straight into the oven.

Shhh! You're supposed to be covert about that. Try saying things like, "I can't read the oven thermostat. Stick you head in and tell me what it says. It's waaaay in the back."

The old spaceman wrote:

[i]Tosses a canister of Sargolian perfume to Zany.

Mmm, musky! Smells like a wart hog in heat.

*Stretches out the death that settled in the limbs*

Yo. One milkshake please. Vanilla, if you don't mind.

Killerian wrote:

*Stretches out the death that settled in the limbs*

Pokes his head out of The Kitchen.
Did somebody say they were dead? If so, walk this way! Preferably into the oven.

Tercania islands wrote:

I can't seem to read the thermostat on the oven, and for some weird reason, its way in the back of the oven, could you help me read it?

*Sips milkshake*

Mm...sure.

*Looks at thermostat which reads 40°F*

Hm, yeah I think your oven is broken. Either that or it's a fridge in disguise.

Smiley Bob wrote:

The poetry contest has ended!

Barkeep, make sure Pax Nerdvana, Neutrality Foundation, Ducking auto cucumbers, Drunkndisorderly, and Woods is back all get a beer. :)

Congratulations!

Takes a bow and pours the poetry participants each a drink.

Thank you! I had fun writing it.

Nambian covfefe company wrote:

Calmly strolls toward the bar

"I'll take a glass of water. My throat is a little dry"

Looks over worriedly.

You sure? How about a bottle of water? The tap's toxic.

Nambian covfefe company wrote:

Yeah . . . you know what, that's probably the better option.

Smiles and grabs a bottle of water from the cooler, sliding it to the patron.

Alright, gotcha covered! Let us know if there's anything else you need!