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I don't shop at Walmart and advise others to also refrain from the practice. This business is not good for the American economy.
But do enjoy this complimentary copy of the People of Walmart.com Coloring Book. It will provide hours of entertainment for you and your family.
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/617mDuhIjrL.jpg
It's a real thing and I'm happier knowing it exists, lol.
https://www.amazon.com/People-Walmart-com-Adult-Coloring-Book/dp/1945056088
Brocklandia, Pax Nerdvana, Seltzer boy, and Tercania islands
I draw fat people...
Brocklandia, Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, Tercania islands, and 1 otherJseikel
Can I be here?
Brocklandia, Lake of fur, and Pax Nerdvana
That depends, who are you?
*Places a coaster on the counter in front of them*
Probably. Everyone else is.
Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, and Zany Zanes
*Waltzes in with the newly buffed and waxed Ban-Hammer of Mighty Striking and tosses the change to Monthly flo*
Thanks, Flo!
Wait a minute. What's this? We've already got a new candidate lined up? *Sigh* I knew a freshly shined Ban-Hammer was just too good to last. Well, lemme plug this baby in and we'll be ready to start ban-hammering in moments. Say the word, Lake of fur.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Zombie Penguins, and Pax Nerdvana
Not exactly everyone; there are a few exceptions, like people who have been banned from the Bar for various reasons.
Technically, yes.
But, and don't be offended, if this is a nation of a player who has been told specifically not to be here, then no. It happens more often than you'd think. These are the kinds of players who spoil it for everyone else, requiring us to be constantly on our guard as they have little impulse control and do not respect the personal space of others.
Your question is odd but you nation does not have a history in the game beyond a couple of posts and one reply to your inquiry (in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators).
So, unless you have a reason why you shouldn't be here, what would you like to drink?
Is it possible that this kind of talk was what our recently departed visitor was referring to when they said we 'flipped out on them like crazy'?
Feoras, Brocklandia, Pax Nerdvana, and Jseikel
All the best places have a gift shop.
Brocklandia, Lake of fur, Zombie Penguins, Pax Nerdvana, and 1 otherTercania islands
Yeah, but so do the worst places, like Graceland, most hospitals, and Newark International Airport. Your point?
Lake of fur, Zombie Penguins, Pax Nerdvana, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherTercania islands
John enters, takes a seat at the bar, and lights up a cigarette, assuming that there are no visible "No Smoking" signs. After studying the menu for a few minutes, he orders. "Could I get a pint of the Farmland ale and, before I order the Mystery Meat, has anyone mysteriously died or disappeared under suspicious circumstances either today or yesterday? I figure you lot only serve 'fresh' bodies."
Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, Tercania islands, and Lardastan
Hows the CCD doing? I left them about 3 months ago.
Lake of fur and Pax Nerdvana
Hey, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
They are usually frozen fresh. We got a few stored in the back and the cook thaws them out and chops them up as needed. We don't serve just any old road kill.
*Draws a pint of Farmland Ale and sets it on a coaster in front of them*
Feoras, Pax Nerdvana, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and 1 otherJohn Constantine
It's no mystery; we know exactly how they died and who is the likely culprit.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Jehovahs witness, Pax Nerdvana, and 1 otherJohn Constantine
I think I might pass on the Mystery Meat then... How 'bout just the fish and chips then?
That would sound concerning in any other place, but here it's just another day. Maybe you should consider renaming the dish. "Murder Surprise"?
Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, Zany Zanes, and Lardastan
Shrugs.
It was a Doctor Who reference. I had no point to make.
If ya ain't gottem, then ya hit rock bottem.
Song by Fun Lovin' Criminals
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d8bpNNDAp3E
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em if ya gottem, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Hey muneka, I think I want to take ya
back to the lab, with my gift of gab
and a little dab'll do ya, maybe even school ya,
I'll rush your end zone like my man Don Shula
you're my four leaf clover even bending over;
I love you like rover; you're my little lawnmower
but, lower, lower, I'm the seed sower
the funky weed grower, the mad rap thrower.
See, I'm a man's man; do you understand?
What I'm giving ain't cocked in the palm of my hand.
So take the nasty plunge plaid not grunge.
I know it's really hard when you love someone. You always
stood by me like Spanky did Stymie and if anybody messes I'll
bust'em in the eye. And check that ass like Phil Esposito
the guido, U.P.S. next day back to Toledo.
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em if ya gottem, Smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem, well, well
Me and my Les Paul is out droppin' science
pocket full of blunts and a full carry license
never walking streets, lookin' past my shouler acting kinda bolder
since my dog got older;
I walked the walk and I aced the test
when I put the pressure on all your tendencies manifest
Half spick peckerwood talkin' to the dead
I'll break into your house and I'll smell your bed.
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em if ya gottem, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em if ya gottem, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em if ya gottem, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Smoke 'em if ya gottem, smoke 'em if ya gottem
If ya ain't gottem then ya hit rock bottem
Lake of fur and Pax Nerdvana
Feoras, Lake of fur, Zombie Penguins, and Pax Nerdvana
The waiter brings fish and chips*
If it's expected, then it's not a surprise. We might consider changing the name to 'Homicide of the Day'.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherJohn Constantine
Hello everyone! I am glad and thankful for my chance to judge this weeks poetry contest. Here are our finalists:
Honorable Mentions
Third Place
Second Place
And, last but not least, our winner!
Thank you for all who participated! Second and first place were really close, but in the end, I dont think that I would want to be dipped in coffee!
Feoras, Brocklandia, Lake of fur, Zombie Penguins, and 5 othersJehovahs witness, Pax Nerdvana, Borg shakespeare, Zany Zanes, and Coup plotters
They're a little worn, Little is an understatment, but we can use them.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, and Killerian
The Witness appreciatively stirs and nods in acknowledgement.
Thank ye kindly, my victory has been seen. A toast to me, and the local donut shop owner.
Next weekend's theme, you'll get the chance to describe any of your most notable creations in poetic form. Whether it be an item, a creature, some eldritch horror, a business, or some type of poison. Freeform style, do as you will.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Zombie Penguins, Borg shakespeare, and 2 othersZany Zanes, and Killerian
Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me! I want them!
Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, and Killerian
Congratulations.
Nice. That'll be fun.
Yes, very much so. These antiques are much sought after by collectors.
Jehovahs witness, Pax Nerdvana, Zany Zanes, Killerian, and 1 otherTercania islands
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