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An Emperial Reminder from the Franconian Government: The Purge is in 24 days. Stock up on ammunition, knives, and protective gear. Authorities will not be available until November 1 at 730 am. Stock up on medical supplies. Keep tuned for more reminders.
BREAKING: Hurricane Julio was nothing as it drifted away from the coastal west, but a Jessica like hurricane is forming in the East and may impact San Juarez. Hurricane Louise is silently brewing in the East Ocean. We will keep you updated.
Justinian Kalominos and Selene
As always, we are sending aid, prayers, and thoughts 🙏.
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Tropical Update: Hurricane Louise now poses no threat to the Franconia Empire. It broke up in Manál and is now traveling north.
Election Update: The universal healthcare choice was an amazing thing to happen the the FE. New approval ratings are now in and it shows that Xemptoworth has a very grand chance of taking the office again. Jim Fontain is not catching up after this happened at one of his rallies...
Fontain: "Universal healthcare was the greatest thing to happen." I say no. It is not because Xemptoworth is doing nothing to help West Franconia rebuild. I was the one to step forward and tell her what to do! She is not well suited to be Empress or leader of the nation. Xemptoworth is poison to this great nation and we need to take her out. This defeat will be bloody, but we will win...
The Government is commenting on this from Cheeper... "140 characters is not enough to describe what Fontain said. He might be eliminated because that is banter and sounds very sick."
Purge Update: 23 days until the blue magnolias hit the ground and bloodshed hits the FE. Purge day is among us. Stock up on all neccessary supplies and start setting security measures. Your government appreciate your part in the National Purge.
Tsunami Warning: This is being broadcasted at the request of the Franconian Government. Please standby.... This is being broadcasted by the Franconian Seismic Activity Center in San Juarez. Please standby.... Strong tremors have been felt all across the southern part of the Franconia Empire. A magnitude of 6.9 has occurred in the middle of the Gulf of Yuppa, and was felt in Yuppa, Zindua, West Vinnamat, and Yukomonoka. A **TSUNAMI WARNING** has been issued for the 300 mile stretch of coast highlighted in red. Head north immediately.
Save yourselves. A **TSUNAMI WARNING** has been issued for Granger, Yuppa, Zindua, West Vennamat, Yukomonoka, Centinvill, Hibon, Yobon, and Sendrikville. Head north immediately
I'm sry, but tbh I would prefer not 2 live in yo country
BREAKING: The Empress has just announced that the FE will undergo a massive infrastructure project for natural disaster protection. The West will have massive levees and flood walls to protect from more hurricanes like Jessica. The extreme North will have heated water pipes to prevent water outages in the winter. Oil refineries will also partake in this. The Zambangi Oil Rig will have a few add ons as the Government will add cool-down rooms to manage temperature better. The Grand-Ecodome in the middle of the East Ocean will be raised by 300 feet and will have more supports keeping it up and leveled.On the East Coast, more water treatment is coming so that water can be cleaner. "There are so many more things that need to be done. It's all a matter of time.", said the Empress. "We need more things to protect our citizens, children, and wildlife. That's why I passed the Healthcare for All Bill." The Empress told us at FENN that the project will cost 7 Trillion UCB Credits.
Politics: The 2418 midterms are just around the corner. Here are some of the propositions you can vote for...
Proposition 317 Commercial: Xemptoworthis creating new jobs for everyone. Vote yes on Prop 317 to make sure that the FE gets safer from natural and man made disasters. 317 will make millions of new jobs by improving infrastructure, building dams, roads, waterways, sea walls, and new levees in the areas affected by Hurricane Jessica. Franconian Conservatives say this is only a tax increase, but that's because we'reusing the rich's money. So vote Yes on Prop 317. Paid for by Yes on 317
Technology News: *shows example of new Early Earthquake Warning System* These bright colors flashing red and yellow are part of the newest alert for the Franconian people. On Tuesday, Xemptoworth will test the very first early quake warning system coast to coast, so people are notified if seismic activity is going to happen in their area. On phones, it will sound like this... *long period of beeping*... while on television, it will look like this... *red box appears and a fun sounding ding plays* Don't be fooled by that ding. The FESC and FEEAS are teaming up to bring this test to you. On the Cosmic Coast, it will be brought to you at 11:00 hours, in the Central Empire, 13:00 hours, and on the New East: 16:00 hours. Remember, this is a test only. If it were an actual emergency, there would be steps to follow after each alert tone.
Lit. Could u plz tell me da technology used? Or could I use different technology and make da same thing?
We'll send it to you. Early earthquake warning systems should have been used from 21st to 24th centuries, but technology was so dumb that they couldn't.
Breaking: Maxwell Amadeus Xemptoworth, aka the son to Empress Xemptoworth, has said his first word! He is now speaking at 3 words per hour knowing the phrases "mama", "dada", and "rattle". Empress Xemptoworth is excited to share this detail with the press and will continue to see the baby boy grow.
News: Levi Xemptoworth has announced that he is backing support of the uprisings in Ronokah, a far off dictatorship lead by Ugo Maskovik. Ronokah is undergoing the transformation for Democracy as it wants elections, healthcare, and civil rights for all.
Rebuilding in the West continues as new aid comes in from the Franconian Government. Healthcare and the Franconian Blue Cross are providing food, water, and shelter to those affected. Millions of homes were lost in this disaster and millions of buildings damaged. Parts of the West have even been leveled by the recent storm. Hurricane Jessica will never be forgotten.
New Yugoslavian President Demitri Somber has forgiven the Franconian Government for the ugly past relationship between the two nations. Peace between the two nations are being done at the moment.
Proposition 317 is on the fast track to being passed with this most recent ad to support it... "Listen... This is the ugly truth. Proposition 317 has made ways into the headlines as a savior of the West. 317 ensures safety from all forms of disasters like Hurricane Jessica and the Great Franconian Earthquake of 2415. Millions of new things will help out all of the FE, not just the west. Billions of UCB Credits are going to be invested in sea walls, levees, earthquake proofing cities, cleaning up ground water, protecting those affected by oil disasters, and so much more. Vote Yes to 317 for a safer Franconia Empire.
A Cold Snap is sending chills to everyone on the North. Early season snow and lake effect snow advisories are being issued for most counties in the North.
This is a test of the Early Earthquake Warning System... **fun chimes play** There is no seismic activity in your area. This is only a test. **fun chimes play** This is a test of the Early Earthquake Warning System. There is no seismic activity in your area. If this was an emergency, the chimes will be followed up by instructions of what to do. **fun chimes play**
This is what I mean by "fun chimes"
https://youtu.be/mxPEAN2wao0
How would you have an early earthquake warning?
It's just a warning if 2 or more seismic events happen above a 4.0. Seismographs help with this.
Empress Xemptoworth attack ad: Her slogan may be "fighting for all", but she is only fighting to raise your taxes. Don't let 4 more years of mistakes happen... Vote Jim Fontain. Fontain will lower taxes, redistribute wealth from upper to lower, keep carbon emissions the way they are, and ensure disasters don't strike by reintroducing guns. Fontain: "Living the Honest Life".
Proposition M: What is Proposition M? Prop M is for the industriaisation of Mars and ways to preserve the environment during the terraforming process. The Franconian Government jumped in to the terraforming in 2397 and has made sure that humans and other species have the things they need to make Mars a green world. Sources are dwindling and the people are struggling. Prop M will increase the goods to sustain the new Martians and make sure they are healthy so generations can prosper. Prop M will grant 4 billion UCB Credits to fulfill their needs and to continue to make life on the soon to be green planet. Vote Yes on M.
Breaking: Jim Fontain has just announced his running mate. She is leader of the State of East Franconia, Cathy Mitchell. Cathy has thirty years in politics and is very serious about her job. She voted with Fontain on saying no to Crime Wave Association development on turning our streets to rivers of blood, as did Xemptoworth, and she is one of the top politicians in the nation right now.
Developing News today as a group of protesters are in front of Fontain's election headquarters saying "Not Another Grando" referring to Emperor Alex Grando, the notorious dictator from the list of Emperors.
Laws have been passed to allow marijuana to be smoked anywhere here in the Empire and people are wanting an end to it. Experts are not knowing as to why they want this, but Empress Xemptoworth is not approving the repeal...
Xemptoworth: This law is to help those with anxiety, depression, and to those with any ailment that is not treatable like autism, Parkinson's, and various forms of cancer.
Xemptoworth is calling for the protests to end.
Officials have declared that this year's Purge holiday will be the bloodiest ever. The Purge will have more than 5 billion people participate and will not include the 2 billion on the West Coast facing the aftermath of Hurricane Jessica.
This is a light tremor warning *fun chimes* This is a light tremor warning. Get under a sturdy piece of furniture immediately. Light tremors have been felt in San Juarez, Mexicoville, St.Thomas, St. Johnson Sound, Leftville, City Town, and Cantonese Embassy of Eastern Franconia Empire. *fun chimes* Magnitudes of 4.5 to 6.0 are expected in the coming hours. We'llkeep you updated.
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