The Republic of Aelandi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dima Tritja Дима Тритя with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.786 billion Aelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krinac Кринас. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aelandian economy, worth 771 trillion Aelandian Schillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,816 Aelandian Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelandi's national animal is the Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aelandi is ranked 35,064^th in the world and 120^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 196.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.