The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jarlskona Katja Murphy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.373 billion Valkyrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravneby. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valkyrian economy, worth an astonishing 10,500 trillion Valkyrian vekts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 370,099 Valkyrian vekts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people attending churches are maintenance workers, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Qvait' is a smash hit, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvait's national animal is the blue jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Valrissi.

Qvait is ranked 328,196^th in the world and 4,201^st in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 4.04 insults per minute.