The Penguin Hivemind of Promethius Prime is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pingu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.766 billion surprisingly intelligent penguins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igloonia. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Promethius Primean economy, worth a remarkable 8,871 trillion fish a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,444 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Surprisingly intelligent penguins are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the digital money revolution has cashed out, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Promethius Prime's national animal is the fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is largely based on fish.

Promethius Prime is ranked 100,950^th in the world and 12^th in Selene for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,715.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.