The Divine Mandate of Polonia Overlordship is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Enshrouded with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.666 billion Polonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Krakow. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Poloniae economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion Ryoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,211 Ryoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government projects are full of waste, disputed territories across the Pacific are being claimed by Poloniae college students, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Poloniae stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polonia Overlordship's national animal is the Stork, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Polonia Overlordship is ranked 255,642^nd in the world and 2,543^rd in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.