The Progress-driven Collective of Airengard is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by High Guide Airen Slipper with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.282 billion Airengardin are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argentia. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Airengardian economy, worth 851 trillion argens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,200 argens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Airengardian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Airengard's national animal is the pacifican phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Concordia Hominum.

Airengard is ranked 79,711^th in the world and 3,056^th in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,478.75 on the Hickory Productivity Index.