The Progress-driven Collective of Airengard is a massive, genial nation, ruled by High Guide Airen Slipper with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.794 billion Airengardin are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argentia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Airengardian economy, worth 434 trillion argens a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,636 argens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, Airengardian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Airengard's national animal is the pacifican phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Concordia Hominum.

Airengard is ranked 2,991^st in the world and 61^st in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 63.69 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.