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1) Check out the entries below.
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tsu will take a tally of all the nations endorsing him on Dec. 2! The flag with the most converts will win!

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Good luck to all of our designers!

Entries:

#1: Designed by New Haudenosaunee Confederacy

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November 25th, 2018

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Domestic | Roleplay | Interregional | Miscellanious

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Top Stories:

• The Return of the Jovibois [DOMESTIC]

• Islamic State Invades Iraq [ROLEPLAY]

• KR Caught with Their Pants Down [INTERREGIONAL]

• Jokes As Usual [MISCELLANIOUS]

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Domestic

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The Return of the Jovibois


The Bon Jovi band in all its glory

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John Smith, Junior News Correspondent, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
^{November 25th, 2018 | DRISELBIA}


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DRISELBIA - His Royal Majesty King Qandaristania has, together with the Government of the Kingdom of Driselbia, announced the official pardoning of the two nations commonly known as the "Jovibois", named after their attraction of the Bon Jovi rock band. This comes after a period of increased activity within the region, and significant changes in population makeup and leadership, with a portion of the pre-schism population leaving for Montealba, Krumpelberg's new successor.

The two nations called Nos unitum Surge and Ronaldus-Maximus, were controversially banned from the region after nations complained about their behavior. The previous king Trigori then proceeded to abdicate thanks to backlash received for the banning and Trigori then proceeded to flee the region to found Montealba. This chain of events, commonly known as the "Jovigate", has led to the infamous schism that still haunts both Driselbia and Montealba to this day.

When asked about thie unbanning, His Royal Majesty the King commented on how keeping the "Jovibois" banned was a waste of valuable manpower and was useless in the sense that Driselbia would be keeping an unnecessary grudge, especially when the individuals behind the grudge currently reside in Montealba.

One minister of the government told this to the Post: "The leaders of Driselbia gathered and realized that the banishment of the Bonjovi boys was void and meaningless seeing how the people who used to know of their mishaps and failures left. In light of this, and seeing how the benefits outweighed the negatives of bringing them back, they were now allowed to return."

So far, there hasn't been any serious public response from Montealba, the region that currently still holds the grudge towards the "Jovibois".

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Roleplay

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Islamic State Invades Iraq


IS military parade in Raqqa

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John Smith, Junior News Correspondent, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
^{November 25th, 2018 | DRISELBIA}


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2050 LORE - The caliph of the Islamic State, Abu Bakr al-Husseini al-Baghdadi al-Qurashi, also known as Caliph Ibrahim bin Awwad bin Ibrahim, has declared war on the neighboring nation of Iraq after some time of tensions between the two states. The Islamic State has been accused of funding insurgents in the remaining Sunni parts of Iraq, with the ultimate goal of annexing these areas to the Islamic State, turning Iraq into a fully Shiite state.

Iraq officially condemned these attacks and has urged the international community to stand with Iraq during the invasion. The Islamic State has already started shelling border posts and border towns in Babil and Diyala governorates.

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Interregional

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KR Caught with Their Pants Down


Screenshot of the Discord channel of the KR Reichstag

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John Smith, Junior News Correspondent, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
^{November 25th, 2018 | KAISERREICH}


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#Scansinia
KAISERREICH - An anonymous whistleblower with ties to Driselbia has revealed that the region of KAISERREICH, somewhat infamous, has been trying to take control of the Kingdom of Driselbia and its government through espionage for two months. The goal was allegedly to take control of Driselbia and its institutions and turn it into a puppet or annex it completely into KAISERREICH. The whistleblower has also revealed that there are several spies inside the region, including possibly the Crown Prince Lisa, although he denied this, telling the Post: "What I find even more ironic is the fact that that was almost a year ago and as previously stated I was the only person who opposed it but because I opposed it it couldn't go past the mere thought-bubble stage of planning."

His Royal Majesty the King has stated that "the Kingdom will be uncompromising in protecting and guarding the region against its enemies. KR used to be a close ally, we used to support them diplomatically. However, the situation has changed since the Krumpelbergian contingent left".

The Driselbian Minister of Foreign Affairs, Muscovqing, commented: "When I found out Lisa was allegedly the spy I was surprised, we at Driselbia have given nothing to you but care, care and respect, and this is how you thank us? And When Kaiserreich didn’t tell us what was going down and we had to find out, we were disappointed. We thought we had each other’s backs. The Royal Army of Driselbia will take action, violently if necessary to bring stability back to a group of madmen. All I can say is, we will do what we have to do to keep the right people and stability for the people in Driselbia, and violently if necessary, you better hope this might not happen again, and we know people who know people and you’d be surprised how much more we know about you".

So far, the KR Foreign Minister, and former head of the KR intelligence agency, Estonland, denies involvement in the failed espionage attempt and has blamed it on an illegitimate agency within the KR.

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Miscellanious

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Jokes As Usual
Unwind and laugh with us as we share with you this week's best jokes


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The Newsroom, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
^{November 25th, 2018 | MISCELLANIOUS}

MISCELLANIOUS - Hello and welcome to the comedy stage! Sit back and enjoy your cold Fanta, get a snack and read the latest comedy with us. We hope you enjoy them!
The Bear

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

The Bomb

“You da bomb!”

“No, you da bomb!”

In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.

Two Days to Live

Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?"

"The good one please."

"I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live."

"And the bad one?"

"I’ve been trying to reach you for two days."

And now, some irrelevant Polandball comics!


Polandball comics










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