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RP: The Rhineland Bush War
With Catherine's rebels and mob allies becoming a more clear and present danger; General Karloff would undertake a new war effort in Icewindia to stomp out Catherine's rebels and her Mafia allies. The CIS would continue using its covert efforts to cooperate with the Imperial Guard and Icewindian law enforcement to root out and raid Mafia holdings often using more cruel and unusual measures of punishment on mobsters than the Mafia themselves would use themselves. As for Catherine's Rhine rebels in the mountains; 45,000 rangers of the Blayredeshian Special Air Service under the command of Major General Edmund Murphy; the famed BSAS veteran who carried out the raid that killed the Communist General Leo Dubois in The gatisland and after years of service became the BSAS head, would begin working to locate cells of Catherine's resistance with the purpose of carrying out raids by air striking the suspected location and then utilizing helicopters to fly in operatives and rangers of the BSAS to assault their positions. It is unknown how effective the BSAS will be in their initial campaigns, but currently, their morale is high and General Murphy has a history of adapting to difficult situations.
RP: A New Icewindia
The Aristocrat's appeal to form a government was well received by the Emperor who promptly provided them with a mandate to form a government and parliament as soon as possible stating "The soon the people of Icewindia have a government to call their own the better". The only demand the Emperor made was that a Ministry of Culture is established by the new government modeled off the Blayredeshian Ministry of Culture to be a "government ministry that regulates the media and educational systems in Icewindia to promote a traditional culture that will act as a backbone to Icewindian society and mold the youth into an ideal form". With the Aristocrats having their mandate for a Parliament and the Emperor seemingly granting them a large amount of autonomy it seems that the old yet new Icewindia is just beginning.
RP: Nino's Vacation, or, Flood-side Fun
Nino, for years of his 'career in politics,' has been hard at work. For reasons that are worth an entire novel's worth of elaboration, His Radiance Satyrn DeVallier and Governor Vernier have encouraged Nino (more accurately coerced at threat of being dismissed) to take a vacation.
His first idea of a vacation was Liranaholm, though he immediately remembered that he was no longer welcome there since the attempted removal of a Lirana diplomat's ears. His second best idea, no matter how terrible it may have seemed, was the Schismian state of Jupyter. Travelling through Exbrenia by horseback (and later by chariot after purchasing one from a good-humored Exbrenian), Nino soon found himself in Jupyter, accompanied by a camera crew, where he got up to numerous shenanigans including, but not limited to:
-Buying one of every Schismian holy book and thoughtfully piecing them all together, naming it the 'Book of All,'
-Doing some sick chariot tricks in the parking lot of a bazaar while blaring the music of East Evven art-rock band F*** KING DIES,
-Playing a 99-round match of Rock, Paper, Scissors with a Acheinceolvist because, every time he lost, he would offer up "best # out of #," and promptly losing,
-Leaving documentation of the ancient Evven Head Cult in the hands of an obscure Schismian religious group, much to the chagrin of Kalrania as a whole,
-And breaking character to make a heartfelt visitation to Satyrn Jupyter III's grave, leaving a bundle of Euphorium flowers, and making a televised apology to Schismian Solists, and Schismians as a whole.
Needless to say, Nino has had an eventful vacation in 
The Atomic Schism and has certainly caused less problems than he would have in Evve Terre.
The Atomic Schism and Blayredeshia
RP: Formation of Eastern Icewindian Provisional Authority (Semi-Secret)
After expansion to the West ICE Continues to expand, Rebuild or Build up cities, increased Factories and Armament Factories with production of as many Weapons, Tanks and Planes as possible. Despite Stability being Low the Desire for Revenge is High. The Mysterious Marshall who rules over this land continues to give out Orders. Most people dont even know who or what Marshall even looks like. Electricity is a priority to get back up as Cities begin to glow once more. Roads are being expanded and mass investment into Agriculture noted. Showing a Rapidly Growing Warlord in East.
RP: From Military occupation to Civilian Control.
Thanks to Efforts of Blayredeshia and Atraland Aid it seems situation is restored enough along with New Police made the Loyalist Parliament is prepared to take the reigns. All they await is Transfer of authority as the Loyalist Parliament Signed in the papers agreeing to the Blayredeshian Demands. Yet multiple bombings in Wolfengrad a City thats only been recently rebuilt and cleansed of the Chlorine shows that tensions are pretty high between RLF and Loyalists.
Imperial Kommisarriet Aurora is way too unstable to even think about removing Military Control anytime soon.
RP: The Western Troubles. 2151 - ?
After the Raid on Compound in the Mountains Eliminated a Target of a Shardin the Identity came out as Catherine's Brother Romanov who was leading Resistance in Western Mountains. With Location of Catherine herself still unknown. However securing the Mountain was another Story as STINGER missiles and AA-Gun Positions opened up along with Machine gun Fire. In Which Civil Defense Remnant Units were fighting a Guerilla War up in Mountains.
Meanwhile in Rhine itself Tensions are rising between Upper Elite and Downtrodden. Especially among the Wolfinite Communities as recently an Massive Influx in Resistance Activity is noted among Wolfinite Communities especially in Addersville after Loyalist Icewindian Police Executed 12 RLF Leaders instead of arresting them to take to Trail Martyring them in Process. This leads to mass Protests in Addersville that becomes a Riot in evening. General Pickett does not help when he has ILA Move in to "Protect Human Communities against the Pinko's" as Armed Soldiers guard Gated Communities in what some call "War of the Lords".
After receiving more weapons from Werewolf Islands instead of moving them to Western Mountains she begins to flood the Equipment using the Mafia to distribute Equipment to Addersville and other Wolfinite Communities. However she is trying to Unite Resistance Factions to grow her Front. She currently is in Negotiations with Human Resistance in Addersville. Which is currently the center of Tension in West.
RP: The Schism is Bound to None!
Recent developments in Tengerina have seen outrage in the Atomic Schism on unprecedented levels. The populace, horrified by the use of nuclear weaponry by Blayredeshia, has turned towards prayer and charitable organizations in order to donate food and aid to Icewindia. The Atomic Schism's parliament, through a unanimous decision, has also agreed to send aid in the form of military doctors and a good number of volunteers to help evacuate citizens from the major warzones. President Ejochn has also issued a second condemnation of the Blayredeshian government, stating his distate in the regime's "supremacist ideology," and has determined the Confederacy's expansion of the Imperial Commonwealth to be a threat to "democracy everywhere, not just Tengerinia."
In regards to the Coalition of nations forming around Blayredeshia, Parliament engaged in a vote to apply for membership in the Ephyra Coalition. The result was much more decisive, with just under 2/3's voting in favor of membership. Nevertheless, The Atomic Schism has petitioned the Basaran Kingdom for entry.
RP: Commowealth News! Trade Resumes with the Laser Cult! New Species of Cacti Discovered in Upperwoods!
Following the Atomic Schism's unification, the new Commonwealth has attempted to make amends with the diminished and remaining territories of the Laser Cult, most of their lands having been annexed during the war of the unification. In the aftermath of the annexation, many of the former Photonists in the region immigrated to Nuclemefor, or converted to more mainstream religions, practically erasing the cult's influence in the Atom Woods. The loss in both territory and followers has enraged the leadership of the Laser Cult, and while they have agreed to resume trade with the Atomic Schism, they have refused all diplomatic meetings dealing with the idea of integration. For now, the Laser Cult remains politically independent from the Commonwealth.
With the Upperwoods having become the hotspot of paranormal sightings with dubious evidence and ever-fleeting evidence of cryptids, the first truly confirmed scientific discovery has been made near Lineville at the banks of the Flow River. A species of cacti have been discovered growing, which has confused much of the scientific community for the simple reason that there has not been a documented instance of cacti in the Atomic Schism's history. The cactus in question was discovered by a group of college students researching wildlife in the area and appears to resemble a species of prickly pear most commonly found in North Voytana. The current running theory for the widespread existence of the species has been that they were brought over by the Conglagateians during their march to the Kingdom of Sol several years ago.
RP: Electrion Times! The Book of All is Found! Reactions to Nino!
[Secret]Deep within the realization, past the swirling databanks of the Clipboard, on the anchored metropolis of Frost-Hymn City, the factions of anti-pilgrims and Chorun, the God Cloud worshippers have been awoken from their sleepless drawls to the ringing of mental alarms warning of a successful realization repeat. As it is written in the Chorun Bible, in the time before the Great Split, the Lady of Positronia, wrote a great book to unite all the people of the Western Forest. However, in her pursuit of peace, she was cruel and created much devastation in her wake. The book was called the Book of All and was written with the faith of everyone around her. As she was destroyed by the Clear Solar Flare, the book was burned with its pages scattered across the Schism. After the Great Split, some of the pages survived and the Grand Cult of Laser was founded around it. But, as the Lasers dwindle, a new collection has been gathered to form the tome of the ancients. . .[/Secret]
Nino's "vacation" in the Atomic Schism has been the subject of controversy and great disapproval from many. While the comedic character was very popular with Acheinceolvist children--who appreciated the man's persistence in roshambo, his ignorance of Schismian customs, and total disregard for regional religious practices have not been well received by more traditional members of Schismian society. Many churches have already begun to search for Nino's supposed "Book of All," which has worried many religious leaders, including the Acheinceolvist Oracles. Although his apology regarding his actions in the struggle between different Solist faiths was taken to be sincere by some, his status in the Schismian Solist church has not improved greatly. Following his departure, state officials attempted to remove the Euphorium flowers from King Satyrn's grave, only to find them missing.
RP: Aid to the Council of Three.
Aid is much appreciated by the Council of Three in the rebuilding of there controlled zones as food aid is given to the people.
Candain and Blayredeshia
RP: Transition of Authority
Although unhappy that Aurora still lies in an unstable situation; the Emperor would officially sign the documents dissolving the ImperialKomissariat Rhineland and handing authority over to the Parliament. Meanwhile the Blayredeshian Army marching under Icewindian flags would march into urban areas afflicted by rioting to restore order as the BSAS with the assistance of the CIS continues to carry out searches and raids in suspected RLF territory. Karloff and the Emperor seem to hope that Icewindia’s economic recovery will calm the tensions in Rhineland and move the ImperialKomissariat Aurora closer to being ready for annexation by Parliament’s new government to occupy it politically although Blayredeshia will be needed to occupy it militarily for a few years more. For, now though the two wait to see what government will be formed as Karloff’s men restore order.
RP: Requests
Having taken the leading role in the Coalition affairs on the Demiran side, Mrs. Hopea has requested a private meeting with her and Queen Mirvelle to be arranged from the new Basar King. Although no longer in charge of the nation Mirvelle is still seen as a important part of the Demiran-Basar relations. Such meeting would also be something the Demiran foreign ministery would back in order to get a clearer picture of the situation at hand.
Although the reasoning for the suggested meeting given to the Basar King is valid it would not be the only thing in the mind of "Mrs. Hopea". Having her party, the Social Secretariate, grow very popular especially within the Demiri communities who are mostly in charge of the Demiran diplomacy "Mrs. Hopea", Sievi Molotow by her true identity, has shown her true identity to those diplomats who have joined the party and shown loyalties to the Imperiumi. Combined with her position in the Coalition representation this his has given her a foothold in Demiran foreign policies and relations without the knowledge of the public or the Demiran government outside of the Social Secretariat.
Being in such situation Sievi has seen a great advantage to be taken in Queen Mirvelle. Her intentions would be to determine Mirvelle's stance when it comes to the Rekkenian Imperial monarchy and if such would be favourable suggest a deal- a public alliance with the Social Secretariate and a non-public one with Pirun Nyrkki (The Rekkenian underground movement funded with profits from the Pahan Katse Oy). Would she ever get the meeting arranged she would also agree on showing her public support for the Queen as she has shown her wish to keep peace.
Evve terre Basaran 
Schwypia
RP: Prepared (Ephyra Coalition only)
Having now mobilized and ready for war the Demiran government has called for a vote within the Coalition on if a war should be declared on the Nationalist League in order to see the liberation if western Icewindia and the end of the Blayredeshian expansion and oppression. In practice the suggested goal for the war would be the disbandment of the Nationalist League and the Imperial Commonwealth combined with reparations for the war and Demiran supervision of western Icewindia in order to stabilize the region.
On another note even though it has brought out some disgust within the federal parliament (mainly in the Shinist Democratic Party), the nation of Evve terre is welcomed to the coalition as they surely share a common goal.
RP: Backing Out
Given the declining state of the Nationalist Government in 
The Ansalonian States, and more important matters requiring attention elsewhere; the Blayredeshian Army in Ansalonia is considering withdrawal given that continuous military and economic blunders by the Nationalist Government have pushed too much of the populous into the arms of the rebels for the situation to be recoverable. Unwilling to colonize Ansalonia to restore order; General Hill has made it clear that if the Ansalonian Nationalists can’t turn the tide of the war and carry their weight then the Blayredeshians will withdraw. Secret negotiations have reportedly taken place behind closed doors between the Blayredeshians and the rebels to negotiate an eventual withdrawal. The ball is in the Nationalist’s court.
Basaran and The Ansalonian States
UPDATE
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RP: Asalskayan Pocket Surrenders
Being unable to stop the continued advance of Soviet troops in Asalskaya, the already demoralized forces in Asalskaya would begin surrendering en masse. Within days, the whole forces would've surrendered and the lands would be occupied by Soviet troops. This would free many Soviet troops to be sent to other fronts, many of which would be sent to the front in Hoschestan, and arrive in a matter of weeks.
RP: Invasion of Hoschestan
After having positioned enough forces on the front and done sufficient planning, a massive Soviet invasion of Hoschestan would commence. Tanks and other motorized forces would once again pierce through the lines, quickly destroying much of the opposition they would face. Following these tanks and motorized forces would be slower infantry, who would be unstopped by Nationalist forces. Artillery would rain fire on Nationalist troops from behind the advancing infantry, and attempt to destroy any enemy artillery spotted. The invasion would be very successful for the Soviets, who would advance dozens of miles, and would also lead to more mutinies and rebellions, particularly among Hoschestanis . . .
RP: Hoschestani Rebellion
With the Nationalists collapsing to advancing rebel troops, as well as the mistreatment of Hoschestanis by the Nationalist government, many Hoschestanis would begin to rebel or mutiny. Many pockets of rebels would begin to form across Hoschestan, particularly in larger cities and towns. These many pockets would also be supported by mutinying Hoschestani soldiers and officers, who would further supply these rebellions with weapons. Within weeks, a few rebel strongholds would be established in various towns and cities across Hoschestan, and things would look even worse for the Nationalists.
RP: Traitors
"The Blayredeshians are a people of traitors and cowards, who only think about what is best for themselves. They do not take into consideration what is best for the world. The Blayredeshians wish for socialism to rise all across Ansalonia, for they wish for our people to suffer for eternity."
Karl Schulze's speech would be met with little applause. The people were tired of his and his government's incompetence. Many wanted a restoration of democracy. Many more wanted a restoration of the democracy they had seen prior to his leadership, which though somewhat unstable, was still better than what they were left with now. However, this dream was no longer possible. The light of the former republic would be forever put out, never to be lit again. This had angered many, including most of Schulze's supporters, and few supported the Nationalist government any longer.
*BANG*
A body would be seen falling to the ground. Blood would be spattered everywhere, but mainly on the podium where one man was standing. This one man had led to the end of the former republic, and one other man took his revenge for this terrible misdeed. Karl Schulze would lay lifeless on the ground, and with him, the Nationalist cause would be extinguished.
The man would then walk up to where Karl lay, and push him off. This man would be Helmut Müller, previously a general for the Nationalists, who would begin to speak to the crowd.
"This is a coup. The Nationalist government has been successfully defeated, and a new democratic government will be reinstated. Negotiations for the end of the war will commence soon."
And with this, Helmut would leave the stage.
During this, tanks, motorized vehicles, infantry, and other forces had surrounded the various government buildings of Ven and other cities in Öslend. Many of the previous Nationalist leaders had been executed by the army, and control of the government had been given to Helmut Müller, who would instate a temporary period of martial law.
RP: Escape of Szabó
During the chaos of the coup, Szabó would see his chance to escape. One of the guards had dropped his key near Szabó's cell without noticing, due to having to rush out of the prison due to the coup. Szabó would be able to reach this key, grab it, and would then open his cell with it. He would then promptly run out of the prison, without any resistance due to many of the guards being busy with the coup, break into one of the prison cars that was still at the prison, and begin driving it to Hoschestan. He would still not entirely understand what happened and why there were so few guards, however.
RP: Birth of Western Loyalist Icewindia
With Transfer of Authority the Western Loyalist Icewindia is born. Elections are beginning to elect a New President with vote denied to be viewed by outside observers. As it seems this new Civilian Government has been founded by Upper Elite, Aristocrats and Collaborators. Parliament quickly enacted The Ministry of Culture as there first act. Of Which it begins to try to transform society trying to spin the narrative to replace Conquest with Liberation and all that it implies with culturally transforming society. Other Major acts were to Legalize Serfdom, Legalize Indentured Servitude to a limit, Free National Healthcare for Citizens*, Economic Recovery Council will be formed, Capital would be Wolfengrad temporarily until Aurora is repaired/stabalized ,and finally a Review to form an Armed Forces.
A Sniper attack on Streets of Parliament following the announcement would occur however thanks to local Blayredeshian Forces the attack failed. RLF claims responsibility for attack. Parliament holds an emergency measure to keep Blayredeshian Forces granting privileges that basically allow them to continue occupation like conditions as RLF is growing in strength and capability.
RP: Rebellion in Addersville.
While the cities may live comfortably in there lifestyle Free as Citizens the massive population in countryside does not enjoy such luxaries. Instead they live in the Local Lords land slaving away as Serfs to prop up the Corrupt Collaborator Industrial Society in Cities. Outside Agitation has forced a breaking point for some. A Serf Rebellion in Addersville breaks out in which a group of 200 Serfs begin terrorizing the countryside murdering Lords and there masters as it grows to 1,245 in Size as they try to march seize Addersville City itself with some Police Units refusing to stop the Rebels. Other Units more Loyal to Loyalists Collaborators open fire but request Blayredeshian Garrison to intervene.
RP: Re-unification War.
Gus Hall after unifying the Warlords in the Center began to prepare to rebuild to one day conquer and make a Red Icewindia. This could not stand for long however....
The Marshall unknown to many except for those at top of ICE began to mobilize his forces as already massive Army of 300,000 began to Advance West into Large Warlord State in West to Re-unify the East. A Peaceful re-unification with Rumanian Autonomous State is granted after The Marshall having sympathies with Rumanians who also lost everything. They will be returned home... only after THE GREAT STRUGGLE.
This Unknown Warlord Faction and its intents are unknown as of now. Mobilization, Building of Guns, Bullets, Planes and Tanks continue nonstop.
RP: The Return of Old Blood
Rumors of a Mountain Warrior begin to circulate as Western Tribes are unified and now this Mountain Warrior has begun to try to Unify the Tribes in Council of Three Mountains against the Council of Three leading to War Between the Two. 
Kemonomica This Warlord calls himself Cheif Kizum and he calls for Liberation of Mountain Tribes or the outsiders will have death.
Werewolf Islands and Blayredeshia
RP: (SECRET TO ALL BUT ADDERSVILLE REBELS) Arming up
With already many airdrops coming over the Rhine to support those against Blayredeshia, the Republic sees the Addersville Rebellion as a prime opportunity to assist so, the Republic begins airdropping more supplies to the rebels, mainly food, water, first aid, ammo, and guns. To the Republic, serfdom is everything slavery is but in name, and the Republic won't stand for that. Support is guaranteed whether failure or success.
RP: Outskirts
Surprisingly even before they entered the City in Suburbs massive Gunfire from RLF Fighters and RPG's Trying to Hit Low Flying Helicopters. However Main Highway to the City has no Resistance as the RLF is avoiding Crowded areas to fight in preferring the less populated rural regions. The Fact RLF has forces this far East means RLF must be doing something in Addersville.
RP: Losing Control and Restoring Order
Police Station begins to report telephone Towers overloading from Police Calls and are relying on older Direct Line's to get calls in. Police are Stretched thin within the First Hours of the Riot.
Two Hours into the Riot the Serf Rebellion has joined the Rioters and Rhine Flags are displayed over rooftops with Entire North Section of City Police wounded or unaccounted for. By Fourth Hour all Police are forced to Guard City Hall and Main Police Station as Unknown Wolfinite and Human Resistance Groups and stray RFL are agitating the Crowds. By 5th Hour Massive clash between Riot Police and Rioters at City Hall with Head Police Station on Fire. Police HQ is relocated to Call Center as Mob is trying to cut the wires to prevent communications. Massive fires across the city as the Fire Department has joined in the Riot. Reports of Downtown District being looted as Mob are searching to Kill Nobles, Collaborators with Mob Specifically searching for Blayredeshians to Hang on Street Lights. General Pickett has South Side of City in Firm Control as his Forces protect the Human Communities. Rioters are looting Police Stations and Hunter Club Guns. By 6th Hour Call Center is under Siege with Police trying to hold the Perimeter. Parliament realizing the situation is spiraling out of control declare Martial Law on City of Addersville and Police are authorized the Use of Deadly Force. Riot has been declared an Rebellion, 67th Regiment is Authorized to use Lethal Force and Free Reign to Retake Addersville. Parliament has given order to 67th, Order Must be Restored.
RLF thank Werewolf Islands for Supplies and have Secured an Alliance with Human Resistance group. However with situation so chaotic above the Groups are trying to leave through the sewers as the Agitation has gone too far. There Afraid they may of given the Ammo General Pickett needs to justify his actions.
RLF Asks Werewolf Islands to Fly Supply Drops at Night as they will focus on Destroying or Infilrating RADAR Sites to make them have.... "Problems" so they will be able to fly without fear at night.
RP: Eastern Icewindia - The Unification Wars.
ICE continues westward as there Forces smash into the Union Lines. 15,000 Tanks and 300,000 Infantry continue to combat 800,000 Communist Forces and despite being outnumbered are Pushing Gus Hall's Armies Westward. Gus Hall is in a Fighting Retreat. With Prisoners captured by ICE being taken to Vengeance Battallion sent to Training Bases where they will be given an 2nd Chance as Conscripts in Army for the Future.
Mobilization continues, Guns, Tanks, Planes are being build as many as possible. Preparations continue. Rebuilding of Conquered and taken lands continue.
RP: The Mountain Cheifdom
As Major General Napoleon South heads into the Mountains he is unable to find anyone for a while.... But Dead Corpses of Icewindian Soldiers and Dead Samurai heads on Stakes are noted with Tribal warning markings. Once Deep Enough Kizum's Forces reveal themselves and surround Major General Napoleon South and his Guard in distance on High Mountainous positions raising there swords and spears using intimidating shouts a Warning. They have a good Base Section.... At-least 10,000 Of them watching from Distance. They are of Varying Species and Many Different Tribes judging by the Tribal Outfits but all have the Same Paint and fly under one Banner.
Major General Napoleon South would find Calvary approach him with 20 Tribals and Cheif Kizum and 4 Pigeon Raptor are accompanying them like Loyal Dogs.... A pack Ready to pounce if given the word.
RP: (SECRET) Night Time
The Republic agrees with the option to airdrop at night considering this would be far more easier in terms of covering their tracks as well as helping out more. Supplies begins immediately to drop at night, preferably not during a full-Luna so that way light levels will be lower.
OORP: Emissary Report
Greetings from 10000 Islands! Our diplomatic staff is pleased to present the latest regional report, highlighting XKI news and events from April. To view the report dispatch in full, please follow this link.
10000 Islands Emissary Report
Date: April, 2021
Population: 1129 nations
Delegate Endorsement: 335
Forum:
10000islands.proboards.comDiscord:
discord.gg/4uWZbNSHas your region been invaded, or do you want to get in touch with TITO? If so, contact one of the following nations:
~Chief Executive: Hakketomat
~Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~Tactical Officers: Shy Guyia, Smugglers and Mercs (TITO EF), Controlitia, Wischland, Sulenia, Flying Eagles
~Executive Officers: HN67, Eastern New England
As of this report's publication, the Government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~Chief Executive: Hakketomat
~WA Delegate: Wischland
~Senior Senator for New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): Dokansia
~Senator for Lyonnesse East (Houses): Kohnhead
~Senator for Himes West (RP): Zaberaz hapang
~Senator for Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): Porflox
~Minister of Education: Free Las Pinas
~Minister of Labor: Wille-Harlia
~Minister of Immigration: Margaux
Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found here.
Markanite has announced his resignation as Chief Executive of 10000 Islands, appointing Hakketomat as his successor. You can read the full announcement
here.~ Jedinsto was named featured nation of April following their swift eagerness to participate in the region. In less than a single month, they joined TITO and became an emissary! More information can be found here.
~The Department of Immigration announced the Quest for the Golden Egg- a major recruitment drive. Congratulations to the hard-earned winners: Thedairos, Free Las Pinas, and Flying Eagles who sent over 4200 telegrams together!
~ The 2021 Easter Egg hunt completed, with Wille-Harlia finding all three hidden Easter Eggs the fastest! Congratulations!
~ XKI held fun Star Wars movie nights with Thaecia and The Free Nations Region, watching A New Hope and The Empire Strike Back together.
~ With the anniversary of the "Drewpocalypse," many nations are celebrating their birthdays. Happy birthday to all!
The region was more or less in agreement this month on Jabberwocky's polls. Islanders decided that zoos were fine as long as they treated their animals well, and that uniforms are evil as they represent conformity.
10000 Islands' finest creative minds were at work this month, bringing along discussions on many wacky topics with them.
~ The disappearing property of lasagna
~ A stranger's last day
~ Organ donations on the rise
~ Fleebdorse the defleeblegate
This month, your update staff has ventured down to newly appointed Chief Executive Hakketomat's lair to ask him a few questions.
Porflox: Let's start off with how you discovered XKI. Was there a particular reason you decided to come here?
Hakke: I discovered XKI when I received a recruitment telegram. Can't say from whom, since it's disputed. Aersoldorf is very certain that he sent me one while I'm certain I got it from Cerb. I liked the telegram from XKI the best, although that's also a foggy reason since I don't really know what exactly made me choose XKI. I think I took a look at the region and its size. The mentioning of TITO also interested me. But then, I wasn't too interested in joining TITO when I first arrived
Porflox: What prompted you to start getting more active in regional affairs then?
Hakke: A change came about when non-TITO citizens of XKI were asked to take part in the Lazarus mission of 2015. I joined in and I've mainly kept to TITO until Dominion of Compassion asked me to become his deputy senator. This was a few months prior to my first successful senator running in January 2017. Markanite interested me in joining The Islands Party and helped me run for a seat on the Co9.
Porflox: How many years have you been in XKI, and is there someone in particular who helped you through your time?
Hakke: I've been in XKI for as long as I've been on NS, a bit more than 6 years. At first when I joined the forum, Ardreas was assigned as a buddy to me so he introduced me about here and there. The forum seemed overwhelming, but once I inserted myself into the culture of Taco Island I built a friendship with Aersoldorf. Aersoldorf is perhaps one of my closest friends in XKI along with Markanite and Woonsocket. Mark got me fully introduced to the political system. I worked closely with Woon when he was CE. While Aersoldorf has been close to me, I can't forget Ater Nox either. He has also helped me in getting settled in Taco Island.
That is just the civilian side of my time in XKI. In TITO, it has always been Kanta Hame who has been central. He is the first one I met when I attended update for the first time. He also was appointed Tactical Officer shortly afterwards and so, he would lead me into missions. During my time in TITO, I started eyeing up the Executive Officer position which was held by Louisistan as well as Barry. When I was appointed Executive Officer, I of course sought Louisistan's input whenever I needed some advice. Louis was my inspiration for that role. Since then, TITO Command has been the pillar of my existence in XKI and TITO. So yeah, I can't say that I have anyone in particular.
Porflox: Now that you've been appointed CE, what are some things you want to get done?
Hakke: My goals for XKI is to have silver cities and statues built in my honour! All school students will do the pledge of allegiance to both XKI and me every morning! XKI will also become a vampire haven!
Porflox:Well on that note, thanks for the interview! I'm sure XKI will flourish under your silver and vampiric oversight.
Hakke: You are very welcome!
– Porflox
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RP: A Deal with the Devil (Secret to all except Blayredeshia
The secret meeting between the two monarchs of Concordaia and Blayredeshia has yielded positive results, with a secret deal was struck between the two nations. High King Oliver pledged to prevent Concordaian intervention into Blayredeshian Tengerina and funnel state-sponsored mercenaries into the employ of the Blayredeshian government in order to secure the Emperor's promise of keeping Blayredeshian interests kept inside Tengerina as well as receiving covert aid to stomp out recent unrest in Concordaia.
OORP
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RP: Update In Sateroc
In Sateroc, life continues as normal, since nothing has happened. The king has recovered from his injuries, but other than that, nothing significant has happened over the past few months in this boring and small nation of Sateroc.
RP:For the Sake of Relations
The meeting will be allowed. The meeting will be at the Marlyn residential manor just outside the city of Caledonia. The meeting will further be monitored by two Basar guards to prevent the removal of her presence from the manor itself.
RP: The Druid's Proclaimation
After a long flight to and from the now-famous bioluminescent forest just beyond the Evve terre, in the lands of what has now been confirmed to be Exbrenia, The druid Castias Hranji made a public speech to address the forest.
"I've visited the distant forest, the one claimed by our once stranded brethren to be matching what is written in our sacred texts. This forest shares many similarities to what we believe to be the sacred grove that Oakengrove promised us. However, there are some details that our texts do not elaborate on. These details are specific to the caretakers of this forest as Oakengrove himself does not directly watch over it, but rather he split himself into multiple pieces to ensure the stability of our spiritual paradise. I spoke directly to one of the caretakers, who identified themselves as 'life'. He knew not of our ancestors, our prayers but claimed it was due to a lack of knowledge, something I suspect to be a result of the passing of Oakengrove's original physical form 2 millenia ago. So, I come to confirm your guesses and prayers, this forest is indeed, the physical form of Oakengrove's promised paradise garden. Now before you all make a mad rush for the next flight to Evve Terre, I must inform you of a request that 'life' informed me of, anything that can be used a weapon must not be brought into the forest. Bad things begin to brew upon the arrival of weapons. So for all of our sakes, both physically and spiritually, please refrain from bringing your favorite rifle or knife with you. Go forth and bask in Paradise"
RP: The Great Basar Migration
In a matter of a minutes, airline tickets to the region nearest to the forest in Evve terre. 6 Months of airline tickets were booked and bought, numbering in the range of tens of thousands as Basars, the seriously devout and curious, sought to visit what is essentially now a "holy site" of Florism... Some even seek to purchase properties nearby to "guarantee" their entrance into the forest's spiritual nature...
RP: Symptoms of the forest
With the Basar flock swarming the forest, new "side effects" are occurring. Firstly, the amount of Wisps estimated in the forest has nearly tripled, and have been swarming some Basars out of sheer interest. The other side effect is missing person reports being recorded as the Basars enter the forest and do not exit.
RP: From Russia With Love
The 67th Regiment would soon arrive at Addersville and what followed would be mandated a “normal and routine police action” that in truth was Blayredeshia setting the standard for what happens to dissedents. The 67th’s presence was first made known when waves of jeeps drove at high speeds into riotous areas and RLF lines and laid down machine gun fire while the infantry came behind them to mop up resistance and throw molotov cocktails into thick crowds. In regards to the mafia and its associates; there were to be no prisoners taken as some of the cruelest tortures known to man were dealt upon these criminals some of which so bloody it was blacked out from media knowledge. As for captured RLF and rebel serfs… may the lord have mercy on their souls for none was found in the wolfpacks of Blayredeshians armed with bowie knives and machetes. With more and more troops flooding into the area it is the hope of the High Command that the Addersville rebellion will be put down. Meanwhile 700 fighter jets from across the country and parts of eastern Blayrdeshia have been mobilized and now fly high over the skies of Western Icewindia under their influence as the Blayredeshians issued a no-fly zone and grounded any and all civilian aircraft in the western half of Icewindia meaning that should any be found it will most certainly be shot down. The Icewindian Ministey of Culture was promptly directed to run news stories of “The RLF flying communist banners and slaughtering innocent civilians especially those of Wolfinite ethnicity until the Blayredeshians arrived to restore law and order” and to “cover up the bloodier aspects of Blayredeshian justice.”
RP: The White Devils (Secret to all but Concordaia)
With the gentleman’s agreement reached the Confederate Intelligence Service began dispatching Agents under the command of Captain Flint Westwood to Concordaia to begin helping the government crack down on anti-monarchist sentiments in the country. The main tactics the CIS wish to use are blackbagging of low-level agitators to be “disposed of” as well as arrange “accidents of unfortunately fatal consequences” for big players in Concordaia’s anti-monarchist scene.
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