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The Hole To Hide In contains 266 nations, the 45th most in the world.

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NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Secular Reich of ArdivedsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In der Welt der Menschen haben Götter keinen Platz”
2.The Kaikan Federation of AntekunaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Eternal Ascendance”
3.The City State of CenagradDemocratic Socialists“Free and United, on land in the air and into space.”
4.The Empire of Eggs And KegsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You Can't Stop Progress”
5.The Cynical Nation of Bloody mongsNew York Times Democracy“Work, Order, Patriotism”
6.The Republic of Unia BlonordiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
7.The Queendom of Werewolf IslandsLibertarian Police State“We must be stronger united”
8.The 'Kingdom' of Evve TerreInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fluctuat Nec Mergitur”
9.The Republic of South EasthernInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Life is better when balanced”
10.The Democratic Republic of Upper Elipy ReinishaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“By The People For The People”
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The glorious leader of MacDistan has ensured complete and utter dominance over his people’s life’s and political freedoms. With a very small few being in charge of what happens in local government.

RP: Westernization

As Yamdnaly's colonists land at their destination, suspicions of Leppor's intentions grow both in the main Yamdnaly and in the new colony, which shall be name Yamynolocy. Because of such suspicions growing in the Parliament, the Minister of Diplomacy sends the following E-Mail to the Leader of Leppor:

"Salutations, I am the Minister of Diplomacy from the Parliamentary Republic of Yamdnaly. I have been notified about your opposition to our 'Imperialist' actions. I would like to inform and mutually assure you that Yamynolocy will be in no way a financial gain or a massive power grab for Yamdnaly. Our intentions is to set up a base there, so that Yamdnaly's Department of International Aid can reach a country with air support, no matter where they are. We must also warn you, however, that any aggressive actions on Yamynolocy will not be tolerated by the Parliament.

Yin Fytilamro (In Formailty)
Minister of Diplomacy, Ms. Eyali"

MacDistan wrote:RP

The glorious leader of MacDistan has ensured complete and utter dominance over his people’s life’s and political freedoms. With a very small few being in charge of what happens in local government.

RP: Ok now listen here...

Prime Minister Knedyaya makes an official statement today denouncing the country of MacDistan.

Helamnia wrote:RP: DAILY NEWS

You were listening to your favorite radio sports show when you hear the awful Helamnian announcer get on the air to talk about some meaningless news

This is an automated news report from Helamnia, here are our top stories

- Henry Gregorsen, the supposed "College Ripper" has been indicted on the murders of three women over the span of 2 years, though police say he may be responsible for more than 30 slayings, the trial is set to begin next month, and will be broadcasted live

- Pharmaceutical giant Bison Pharma collapsed in the span of a week after it was found that its medicine was being made with child labor. Helamnian officials have been pumping money into the economy to keep the markets at bay, inflation is expected

- President Jackson's administration has stated that no nations have contacted them about the peace summit and that they are greatly discouraged by the lack of care from fellow neighboring nations. Reports suggest the summit may be canceled

This has been a ...

You turn the radio off so not to hear the incessant blabber from the news anchor at the end, and begin reading this new book from unknown author Max Barry

RP: Wait, did you say Peace Summit? WE LOVE PEACE SUMMITS!

Yamdnaly apologizes for not even realizing there was a Peace Summit planned, and hopes it is not to late to join such an event in hopes of making peace on the planet.

RP: SPECIAL PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS

You were watching Judge Randall decide on a case where a man has sued his dog because he got fur on his couch when it's interrupted by a special presidential address from the Krager Captial Building in Halemnia. You really want to turn it off, as Helamnian news has only been mostly boring so far, but you give it another go, hoping the actual President of Helamnia will give you false hope of excitement.

Live from the Krager Capitol Building, here is President Jackson addressing the nation

Hello, and salutations too you all. When I was elected your President, I promised to change Helamnian life for the better, and today marks the first step in doing just that. Today my party will introduce a brand new huge budget deal that will approve the creation of a strictly defensive army, with state of the art military technology.

The second part of the bill is sweeping healthcare legislation that will provide millions of Helamnians with free quality health care, that they deserve and need. This new healthcare system will abolish deductibles and co-pays, and give low-income people the ability to have free and quality healthcare no matter what

The opposition says this will cost us billions of Kronor, but I believe it's sacrifice this nation needs to take in order to succeed in the modern world. I close this message to my fellow citizens with a goodbye and prayer for safe lives, President Jackson signing off

You fell asleep after the first sentence but wake up hours later to find out you missed the end to your show and are now stuck watching boring public television about the history of the pencil. You go into a deep depressive mood and contemplate suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent.

RP: Compulsory service

As the Glorious Leader is wise and all determined for peace to be achieved at any cost. He must also protect his people from those who wish to do them harm, for this he has secured a law stating every man and women of legal age and able body must complete one year of active military service after school.

Helamnia wrote:RP: SPECIAL PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS

You were watching Judge Randall decide on a case where a man has sued his dog because he got fur on his couch when it's interrupted by a special presidential address from the Krager Captial Building in Halemnia. You really want to turn it off, as Helamnian news has only been mostly boring so far, but you give it another go, hoping the actual President of Helamnia will give you false hope of excitement.

Live from the Krager Capitol Building, here is President Jackson addressing the nation

Hello, and salutations too you all. When I was elected your President, I promised to change Helamnian life for the better, and today marks the first step in doing just that. Today my party will introduce a brand new huge budget deal that will approve the creation of a strictly defensive army, with state of the art military technology.

The second part of the bill is sweeping healthcare legislation that will provide millions of Helamnians with free quality health care, that they deserve and need. This new healthcare system will abolish deductibles and co-pays, and give low-income people the ability to have free and quality healthcare no matter what

The opposition says this will cost us billions of Kronor, but I believe it's sacrifice this nation needs to take in order to succeed in the modern world. I close this message to my fellow citizens with a goodbye and prayer for safe lives, President Jackson signing off

You fell asleep after the first sentence but wake up hours later to find out you missed the end to your show and are now stuck watching boring public television about the history of the pencil. You go into a deep depressive mood and contemplate suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent.

RP: Did you say Free Healthcare? WE LOVE FREE HEALTHCARE!

Yamdnaly funds Helamnia billions of Rigels, in conversion to Kronor, to help fund this bill. We would also like to open meetings between our leaders to discuss that peace summit and maybe an alliance; as based on your behavior so far, Yamdanly would like a friend such as Helamnia.

Yamdnaly wrote:RP: Did you say Free Healthcare? WE LOVE FREE HEALTHCARE!

Yamdnaly funds Helamnia billions of Rigels, in conversion to Kronor, to help fund this bill. We would also like to open meetings between our leaders to discuss that peace summit and maybe an alliance; as based on your behavior so far, Yamdanly would like a friend such as Helamnia.

RP: A REPLY FOR THE SUMMIT

A letter is sent to Yamdnaly from the minister of foreign affairs to discuss peace talks

Hello,

Thank you for expressing interest in our summit, we would be glad to have you for the summit and we are extremely grateful for your foreign aid in funding our new bill. President Jackson would like to come to your nation before the summit to arrange a meeting one on one, the first for our nation, and discuss deeper ties between us, we look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible

Best,
Ronald Pent
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Helamnian Department of Foreign Affairs

Helamnia wrote:RP: A REPLY FOR THE SUMMIT

A letter is sent to Yamdnaly from the minister of foreign affairs to discuss peace talks

Hello,

Thank you for expressing interest in our summit, we would be glad to have you for the summit and we are extremely grateful for your foreign aid in funding our new bill. President Jackson would like to come to your nation before the summit to arrange a meeting one on one, the first for our nation, and discuss deeper ties between us, we look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible

Best,
Ronald Pent
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Helamnian Department of Foreign Affairs

RP: Foreign Diplomacy

Prime Minister Knedyaya promises that seat will be reserved and waiting for President Jackson in the Parliament on any date or time of his choosing. We'll be waiting, and hoping for a prosperous friendship.

Yamdnaly wrote:RP: Westernization

As Yamdnaly's colonists land at their destination, suspicions of Leppor's intentions grow both in the main Yamdnaly and in the new colony, which shall be name Yamynolocy. Because of such suspicions growing in the Parliament, the Minister of Diplomacy sends the following E-Mail to the Leader of Leppor:

"Salutations, I am the Minister of Diplomacy from the Parliamentary Republic of Yamdnaly. I have been notified about your opposition to our 'Imperialist' actions. I would like to inform and mutually assure you that Yamynolocy will be in no way a financial gain or a massive power grab for Yamdnaly. Our intentions is to set up a base there, so that Yamdnaly's Department of International Aid can reach a country with air support, no matter where they are. We must also warn you, however, that any aggressive actions on Yamynolocy will not be tolerated by the Parliament.

Yin Fytilamro (In Formailty)
Minister of Diplomacy, Ms. Eyali"

RP: Ok now listen here...

Prime Minister Knedyaya makes an official statement today denouncing the country of MacDistan.

RP: Wait, did you say Peace Summit? WE LOVE PEACE SUMMITS!

Yamdnaly apologizes for not even realizing there was a Peace Summit planned, and hopes it is not to late to join such an event in hopes of making peace on the planet.

Wolfgang Reltih doesn't like the idea of already having to live closer than he already is to Yamdnaly's goody two-shoes "World Peace forever!" deathpit in the form of a godforsaken colony and warns that if said colony would involve itself in any acts of anti-Barrbanian nature, they will open fire.

Opaque

The Fog spreads farther. The Fog thickens heavier. The vast land between Waves Summit and the Neo-Soviet Motherland is blanketed in totality. Standing within The Fog, someone may perhaps see three or so inches in front of them. The Fog can be seen from space. But it cannot be seen into. The Fog can be seen spreading further from space.

In Villadolia, a family searches for a lost loved one, who ventured, pitchfork in hand, into the spectral haze, haunted and lured by the strange sounds, that rhythmic, reliable, relatable zapping and tapping, roaring, humming, maybe even a singing? Someone said they heard singing, someone else lost to The Fog, lost, not gone. Someone else started singing a song they had never known before, sing-humming to droning sounds and hints of a voice, the general idea of one anyway. They heard that person, who stood close enough to The Fog to talk, singing a music they hadn't heard before, lyrics and verses that were only the general concept of a voice making patterns and organizing its sound, echoing and breathy, like it was supposed to be everywhere from far away. In Villadolia, much of the countryside made its welcoming of The Fog. They didn't have a choice. It was here and it wasn't moving anytime soon. The nights brought new friends, humming purple lights, the only ones left alight in the haze, drifting so high and so close, exhaling ambivalence over the people that stood in their obliviousness. If you cracked your bones, maybe a stretch of the arm after a long day, you were tossed out into the space black haze. You couldn't risk attracting whatever it was that was listening for that sound, so your sacrifice was necessary. That thing was scared of the purple though, so if you were in the purple, you were golden.

Oh-My-God Particles started to learn the same thing when their admirable but doomed from the start effort at containment turned off, not deactivated, not stopped, turned off. At least there were plenty of areas to get study samples from now. Some scientists could even wait for the morning to get a sample right from their front door.

Yamdnaly wrote:RP: Westernization

As Yamdnaly's colonists land at their destination, suspicions of Leppor's intentions grow both in the main Yamdnaly and in the new colony, which shall be name Yamynolocy. Because of such suspicions growing in the Parliament, the Minister of Diplomacy sends the following E-Mail to the Leader of Leppor:

"Salutations, I am the Minister of Diplomacy from the Parliamentary Republic of Yamdnaly. I have been notified about your opposition to our 'Imperialist' actions. I would like to inform and mutually assure you that Yamynolocy will be in no way a financial gain or a massive power grab for Yamdnaly. Our intentions is to set up a base there, so that Yamdnaly's Department of International Aid can reach a country with air support, no matter where they are. We must also warn you, however, that any aggressive actions on Yamynolocy will not be tolerated by the Parliament.

Yin Fytilamro (In Formailty)
Minister of Diplomacy, Ms. Eyali"

RP: A Strongly Worded Letter

A letter directly from Premier Orlov. Inside is a printed copy of Yamdnaly's sent email.

Ms. Eyali,

You are lucky so as to be receiving this reply for two reasons. Firstly, you so offend me with the pandering explanation of your intentions. Secondly, the sent email was found in my spam folder.

Allow me to clarify on the former -- it matters not what altruistic veil you put over your colonization, it is still a repulsive act of imperialism. You spread your influence where it needs not to go, for what purpose? As you put it - international aid? For who are you aiding in this endeavor? What nation is in such dire need? Is the indigenous population of your little settlement aided from your colonization? Spare me the answer, as if you capitalists would even care.

The tensions currently fuming are the fault of your nation entirely. For every action, there is a reaction. Your action is to spread your capitalist poison, our reaction is to secure our people's safety. I'd advise you to check yourself so we don't have to.

Signed,

Premier Illarion Orlov

RP: Policy

The People's Republic of Leppor will still monitor the situation closely. Likewise, it will still see into undermining Yamdnaly's new colony: Yamynolocy. However, should the status quo maintain, Leppor will hold off on antagonizing Yamynolocy.

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