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10000 Islands's Featured Nation 25/3/21 - Porymonia

The The Sanesolian union of Porymonia

"the eyes see everything"

Capital: Aqordon
Leader: He
Currency: imperial juwel
National Animal: White crow

Porymonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by He with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.905 billion Porymonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aqordon. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Porymonian economy, worth 380 trillion imperial juwels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 199,730 imperial juwels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions, Porymonians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porymonia's national animal is the White crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arriving in XKI in early May, Porymonia has made a huge voice for themself in the XKI roleplay community, consistently making a large amount of posts in A Taco Archipelago, and being the all-time most prolific RMB poster in the XKI RP region at 27.5K posts. Congratulations our newest Featured Nation, as chosen by the MoE Free las pinas!

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