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Treadwellia wrote:

Tubbius the Round enjoys potatoes. He should try some of these potatoes and potato cookies. Maybe He can write a script of Pinky the Portly Piggy centering on Pinky Piggy Porker's discovery of potatoes on the farm. We all know how that might end for that round old hog, I think: a big meal and then a nap!

Have as much potatoes as you want

I think we have the greatest economic deal of the century right here. Who knew potato cookies were such a cash crop?

Aumelodia wrote:

I think we have the greatest economic deal of the century right here. Who knew potato cookies were such a cash crop?

Everyone currently inhabiting an insane asylum, of course.

Daybreak13 wrote:

Be careful, Tubbius the Rotund may cause the next great potato famine.... :)

This could happen for two reasons. Tubbius the Rotund, Himself, much likes potatoes made in many different ways. Mrs. Tubbius enjoys them, too, and She has started craving them somewhat more than usual as She grows very near to being four months along in Her latest pregnancy. In fact, Her Maternity might be craving them a little more than She ought to. Supermarket tabloids are already speculating that Mrs. Tubbius might be gaining a little too much fluffiness too quickly while eating for two. Of course, Mrs. Tubbius has Her own opinions about those articles. . . .

12 hours without a post? People need to banject RL more often!

Pentaga giudici wrote:

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How 'bout no.

Treadwellia wrote:

This could happen for two reasons. Tubbius the Rotund, Himself, much likes potatoes made in many different ways. Mrs. Tubbius enjoys them, too, and She has started craving them somewhat more than usual as She grows very near to being four months along in Her latest pregnancy. In fact, Her Maternity might be craving them a little more than She ought to. Supermarket tabloids are already speculating that Mrs. Tubbius might be gaining a little too much fluffiness too quickly while eating for two. Of course, Mrs. Tubbius has Her own opinions about those articles. . . .

One of the Bellies showed his employer these tabloids this morning while His Immensity was soaking in the royal pool. Video and audio recording equipment was quickly brought in as Tubbius frowned. A kindly worded request of, "MMMPH MMPH mmph mmph, mmph mmph. Mmph mmph MMPH!" immediately went out to the publishers of these materials. By noon, special lunch editions of them went out with new articles, new commentary, and new pictures, all of which were glowingly positive in celebrating Her Maternity's growing tummy.

Feels good to be vindicated.

That the sitting Delegate would seek to cleanse the region from those he considers undesirables.

Revolutionary vanguardism wrote:

That the sitting Delegate would seek to cleanse the region from those he considers undesirables.

Oh no, people are buying guns and waiting for the other side to attack, clearly this is a coup. *Rolls eyes*

Oh, look, a coup...this brings me back. More specifically, to 2013. Good to see we're still in opposing sides, Funk, even though our places have shifted. You're in the couping now, is what I mean :P