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Treadwellia wrote:

This could happen for two reasons. Tubbius the Rotund, Himself, much likes potatoes made in many different ways. Mrs. Tubbius enjoys them, too, and She has started craving them somewhat more than usual as She grows very near to being four months along in Her latest pregnancy. In fact, Her Maternity might be craving them a little more than She ought to. Supermarket tabloids are already speculating that Mrs. Tubbius might be gaining a little too much fluffiness too quickly while eating for two. Of course, Mrs. Tubbius has Her own opinions about those articles. . . .

One of the Bellies showed his employer these tabloids this morning while His Immensity was soaking in the royal pool. Video and audio recording equipment was quickly brought in as Tubbius frowned. A kindly worded request of, "MMMPH MMPH mmph mmph, mmph mmph. Mmph mmph MMPH!" immediately went out to the publishers of these materials. By noon, special lunch editions of them went out with new articles, new commentary, and new pictures, all of which were glowingly positive in celebrating Her Maternity's growing tummy.