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The Dixie Confederate Union wrote:And I, old chap, gratefully accept your jabs of friendship. I never forgot your kindness to me, especially when I ran for a Civil Congress in those days. Cheers to everlasting friendship.

Hail the Confedetation!

Welcome back!

Hail the Confederation!

Alexander the Magnus wrote:Welcome back!

Hail the Confederation!

Thank you!

Hail the Confederation

The Dixie Confederate Union wrote:To the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators,

I, The Dixie Confederate Union, offer my most sincere apology for leaving y’all like a traitor for a place I now know wasn’t as good as I thought. The region of the Azure Watester Federation was not all peaches and roses, but a place for built up frustrations to be built up and abused on poor people such as I. I am glad to be back in a region full of homies, as I try to regain my once amazing power.

Sincerely, and Hail the Confederation!

The Dixie Confederate Union

Nice to meet you!
Hail the confederation!

Alexander the Magnus, VlaRiSsiA, The Yeetusa, Golden impirial utopia, and 2 othersMagnerberg, and Panthera Order

Post by Kyavan suppressed by a moderator.

Kyavan wrote:Ah sh*t

Here we go again

Hail the Confederation

KYA?!

Hail the Confederation!

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Kyavan wrote:Myes tis I! Your grease lord

Hail the Confederation

Dude, welcome back!

Hail the Confederation!

Kyavan wrote:Myes tis I! Your grease lord

Hail the Confederation

The Dixie Confederate Union wrote:Dude, welcome back!

Hail the Confederation!

Hello and welcome back
Hail the confederation

In preparation for the war, Hellslayer begins testing and trying new weapons that they have been working on for a very long time. Combing tech and demonic magic, these new weapons will have the best of both worlds. One such weapon that they have just about perfected is the Soul Snatcher device. Any deaths within 9 miles cause the soul to be drawn into the device, which automatically uses hellish power to convert the soul into a new demon, ready to fight for the Burning Legion.
Another, not yet perfect, device is the Fallen Angel, which, when corrected, will send out a wave of demonic energy and use the feedback to locate any stealth machinery, in addition to acting as an EMP and short-circuiting any nearby equipment.
Unfortunately, we are finding an issue - it's EMP short-circuits our own equipment, including itself. However, scientists have a theory that we could use DNA input so that it will ignore anything with a demon's genes on it, thus protecting us from it.


FOR SALE:

Hellfire missiles: These missiles are used commonly by the military and the deforestation industry alike as they release a 3 mile radius explosion of Hellfire. Hellfire is a type of flame that can burn at over 100x the temperature at the centre of the sun. This makes them great at simply obliterating enemy strongholds and clearing forest, but not so good if there is something you want nearby, as it will likely be ashes afterwards.

SoulRender MII: These are the standard issue guns of the Hellslayer armed forces. When firing a bullet, this gun will curse the bullet so that when it wounds an enemy it will touch both body and soul, causing extreme pain and, in rare cases, has been known to turn the victim into a demon.

Dimension Grenade V2: This grenade will send a pulse of ethereal energy in a 10m radius. Anyone caught inside will immediately be transported to a pocket dimension filled with black flames. Time in this dimension is far slower than in reality. Therefore someone transported there will be trapped there for 10 hours before being released, and then find only 10 minutes has gone by. These black flames, like the SoulRender MII, burns the soul. However, in this case all wounds are entirely on the soul. If all soul is destroyed, they may become a demon and join the ranks of Hellslayer.

Vortex Artillery guns: These artillery can fire almost anywhere as the end of the barrel is a portal. Open the other end in enemy territory with the locator pod (not included) and the missiles fire extreme distances with extreme accuracy. Please note that these are built to work with Hellfire missiles and may not work with other types.


NOT CURRENTLY FOR SALE:

Soul Snatcher: Any deaths within 9 miles cause the soul to be drawn into the device, which automatically uses hellish power to convert the soul into a new demon, ready to fight for the Burning Legion.

Fallen Angel: Sends out a wave of demonic energy and use the feedback to locate any stealth machinery, in addition to acting as an EMP and short-circuiting any nearby equipment.
Unfortunately, we are finding an issue - it's EMP short-circuits our own equipment, including itself. However, scientists have a theory that we could use DNA input so that it will ignore anything with a demon's genes on it, thus protecting us from it.

Eternal Fire: This is a famous weapon of the Burning Legion, and may even be the cause of their name. They use glass bottles filled with a cursed liquid which will burn forever. This is often used after conquering an enemy to ensure the land is never used again. However, due to the difficulty in obtaining it, it is often symbolically used on just one place rather than on a whole country.


Read factbook

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!

Depackya, Alexander the Magnus, Feuraxia, VlaRiSsiA, and 5 othersThe Yeetusa, Magnerberg, Great germanian reich, The destroyers of christianity, and Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

Kleptocratic maniacs

Hellslayer wrote:In preparation for the war, Hellslayer begins testing and trying new weapons that they have been working on for a very long time. Combing tech and demonic magic, these new weapons will have the best of both worlds. One such weapon that they have just about perfected is the Soul Snatcher device. Any deaths within 9 miles cause the soul to be drawn into the device, which automatically uses hellish power to convert the soul into a new demon, ready to fight for the Burning Legion.
Another, not yet perfect, device is the Fallen Angel, which, when corrected, will send out a wave of demonic energy and use the feedback to locate any stealth machinery, in addition to acting as an EMP and short-circuiting any nearby equipment.
Unfortunately, we are finding an issue - it's EMP short-circuits our own equipment, including itself. However, scientists have a theory that we could use DNA input so that it will ignore anything with a demon's genes on it, thus protecting us from it.

FOR SALE:

Hellfire missiles: These missiles are used commonly by the military and the deforestation industry alike as they release a 3 mile radius explosion of Hellfire. Hellfire is a type of flame that can burn at over 100x the temperature at the centre of the sun. This makes them great at simply obliterating enemy strongholds and clearing forest, but not so good if there is something you want nearby, as it will likely be ashes afterwards.

SoulRender MII: These are the standard issue guns of the Hellslayer armed forces. When firing a bullet, this gun will curse the bullet so that when it wounds an enemy it will touch both body and soul, causing extreme pain and, in rare cases, has been known to turn the victim into a demon.

Dimension Grenade V2: This grenade will send a pulse of ethereal energy in a 10m radius. Anyone caught inside will immediately be transported to a pocket dimension filled with black flames. Time in this dimension is far slower than in reality. Therefore someone transported there will be trapped there for 10 hours before being released, and then find only 10 minutes has gone by. These black flames, like the SoulRender MII, burns the soul. However, in this case all wounds are entirely on the soul. If all soul is destroyed, they may become a demon and join the ranks of Hellslayer.

Vortex Artillery guns: These artillery can fire almost anywhere as the end of the barrel is a portal. Open the other end in enemy territory with the locator pod (not included) and the missiles fire extreme distances with extreme accuracy. Please note that these are built to work with Hellfire missiles and may not work with other types.


NOT CURRENTLY FOR SALE:

Soul Snatcher: Any deaths within 9 miles cause the soul to be drawn into the device, which automatically uses hellish power to convert the soul into a new demon, ready to fight for the Burning Legion.

Fallen Angel: Sends out a wave of demonic energy and use the feedback to locate any stealth machinery, in addition to acting as an EMP and short-circuiting any nearby equipment.
Unfortunately, we are finding an issue - it's EMP short-circuits our own equipment, including itself. However, scientists have a theory that we could use DNA input so that it will ignore anything with a demon's genes on it, thus protecting us from it.

Eternal Fire: This is a famous weapon of the Burning Legion, and may even be the cause of their name. They use glass bottles filled with a cursed liquid which will burn forever. This is often used after conquering an enemy to ensure the land is never used again. However, due to the difficulty in obtaining it, it is often symbolically used on just one place rather than on a whole country.


Read factbook

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!

I’m pretty sure half of those are legally WMDs.

Hail the Confederation

Maybe the Hellfire missiles are but the rest I hope should be fine... I mean they don't do massive collateral damage, they just turn enemies into demons who fight for me instead. Nothing in the world wrong with that. I'm fairly certain they *barely* avoid being WMDs.

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!

Fetra, Alexander the Magnus, VlaRiSsiA, The Yeetusa, and 4 othersGolden impirial utopia, Panthera Order, The destroyers of christianity, and Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

Kleptocratic maniacs

Hellslayer wrote:Maybe the Hellfire missiles are but the rest I hope should be fine... I mean they don't do massive collateral damage, they just turn enemies into demons who fight for me instead. Nothing in the world wrong with that. I'm fairly certain they *barely* avoid being WMDs.

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!

Technically, the legal status of the WMD act is still in limbo because Jocospor hasn’t put a seal on it yet, but the Code of Law does state that violation of it is a crime. Also, having searched everywhere for it, I realize that the “Confederation Interventionism Treaty 2019,” which the act references, doesn’t exist, or no longer exists. Regardless, following regional tradition, there are intentional loopholes if you can find them, although admittedly only a couple. I did intend for the act to be mostly airtight.

Hail the Confederation

"II. DEFINITIONS
1. "Weapons of Mass Destruction," also referred to as "WMDs," are defined, for the purposes of this legislation, as any of the following items:

a. Weapons with an explosive yield exceeding 500 tons of TNT, or with a lethal radius exceeding 1 kilometer.
b. Weapons designed to achieve destruction via the use of nuclear fission or fusion.

c. Weapons of a particularly cruel, inhumane, or unconventional nature, intended to cause mass death or injury, including, but not limited to:

i. Radiological weapons, designed to cause the aforementioned effects via very high frequency radiation, defined as X-radiation or higher.
ii. Biological weapons, designed to cause the aforementioned effects via the spread of disease, plague, pestilence, or illness.

iii. Chemical weapons, designed to cause the aforementioned effects via the direct and widespread use of chemical agents or poisons.

iv. Genetic weapons, designed to cause the aforementioned effects via the use of genetic modification, either directly to its victims, or indirectly, through the genetic engineering of other life forms.

d. Weapons intended to cause mass panic among the target populace, or mass damage to their infrastructure, including, but not limited to:

i. Electromagnetic pulse weapons, or any weapon intended to cause widespread damage to electronics.
ii. Weather altering devices, or any device capable of causing widespread change to nature with the intent to cause damage."

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The only two of my weapons that break this legislation are in fact Hellfire missiles and Fallen Angel, as there is no mention at all of souls. Therefore the majority of my weapons are not in violation and can be used.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention however.

Ave Societatem Ascitis!
Hail the Confederation!

Kleptocratic maniacs

Hellslayer wrote:"II. DEFINITIONS
1. "Weapons of Mass Destruction," also referred to as "WMDs," are defined, for the purposes of this legislation, as any of the following items:

a. Weapons with an explosive yield exceeding 500 tons of TNT, or with a lethal radius exceeding 1 kilometer.
b. Weapons designed to achieve destruction via the use of nuclear fission or fusion.

c. Weapons of a particularly cruel, inhumane, or unconventional nature, intended to cause mass death or injury, including, but not limited to:

i. Radiological weapons, designed to cause the aforementioned effects via very high frequency radiation, defined as X-radiation or higher.
ii. Biological weapons, designed to cause the aforementioned effects via the spread of disease, plague, pestilence, or illness.

iii. Chemical weapons, designed to cause the aforementioned effects via the direct and widespread use of chemical agents or poisons.

iv. Genetic weapons, designed to cause the aforementioned effects via the use of genetic modification, either directly to its victims, or indirectly, through the genetic engineering of other life forms.

d. Weapons intended to cause mass panic among the target populace, or mass damage to their infrastructure, including, but not limited to:

i. Electromagnetic pulse weapons, or any weapon intended to cause widespread damage to electronics.
ii. Weather altering devices, or any device capable of causing widespread change to nature with the intent to cause damage."

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The only two of my weapons that break this legislation are in fact Hellfire missiles and Fallen Angel, as there is no mention at all of souls. Therefore the majority of my weapons are not in violation and can be used.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention however.

Ave Societatem Ascitis!
Hail the Confederation!

Not denying that, I’m just saying that whether or not you can still use the weapons that violate the act is currently unclear.

Hail the Confederation

The destroyers of christianity

The Great Chairman throws the letter across the table in the small conference room.
“Communists. Why does it always have to be communists?”
He rubs his temples.
“Nurum,” he addresses one of the seven men present, “how many troops can we spare?”
“I’m afraid this is happening at the worst possible time, Akius. Our ground forces are still occupied with enforcing the new borders and patrolling the depopulated areas, as vagrants and looters have come in from across the border. The navy is being repaired, reinforced and expended on, as we barely have enough ships to properly cover our now fairly large coastline. The only branch in full working order, is the air force.”
“How many can we send?”
“Hm… I’d say we can spare about 8.000 aircraft and 180.000 men. It’s not much, given the size this conflict will most likely take, but they should be able to support the advance of our allied troops. The only issue is, that this is half of our air force. It’s going to leave us vulnerable, if any of our new neighbours decide to come knocking. But considering the possibility of a large nation like Alexandria turing communist, it is a risk worth taking. Especially since the Emperor has already proven himself a staunch ally. Keeping him in power, should be far up on the priority list.”
“Indeed. Is everybody in agreement?”
The gathered men nod.
“Very well. Make sure to inform Kudoc, that we are speeding up the field tests of his newest toys. Get some of these experimental units amongst our paratroopers. I’m curious to see how they will perform.”
“That makes two of us. With these, we might be able to bridge the gap to some of our fellow Confederation nations. So let’s hope that they will live up to Kudocs promises.”

Hail the Confederation!

Fetra, Confederation state broadcasting, Alexander the Magnus, West heisen, and 4 othersFeuraxia, VlaRiSsiA, The Yeetusa, and Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

The 9th legion

Hell yeah I wanna join this fight.
The 9th Legion will march to battle again.We will be on Alexander's side. 500 000 troops to join the fight. We will easily beat the enemy. We will wash our pilum and gladius in the rebel blood. Death to the rebelling scum! Legio nona Hispana!
Thanks guys,
Hail the confederation!

Greetings all,

The third work under the Confederation's Work Production Programme is now published.

I thank Augusto Wren of Aeioux for his great work of the Imperial Senate Stamps.

Take a look at the art in the Crew of HMS NHS Gallery here.

Also, regarding the debates, any Independent Senator is invited.

Thank You

Hail the Confederation!

Dr Anastasia Clarke
Director of the Department of Arts and Communications
The Crew of HMS NHS

Jocospor, Aeioux, Fetra, Alexander the Magnus, and 9 othersWest heisen, Feuraxia, VlaRiSsiA, The Yeetusa, Golden impirial utopia, Magnerberg, Panthera Order, The destroyers of christianity, and Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer, Kleptocratic maniacs,

Code of Law 4.II explicitly states "This body hereby declares any violation of the Weapons of Mass Destruction Act 2020 to be illegal." as a Level 2 Crime, so we must follow it regardless of whether or not the Act has the Confederation Seal, despite that being against the Imperial Constitution VI.

./HELLFIRE_MISSILES/
- Specified AOE: radius - 4.828032 km, area - ~73.23 km^2
- Specified temperatures may result in severe climate change and/or vaporisation of the planet's atmosphere due to excessive heat
- Potential weapon type: Chemical, Nuclear, Thermonuclear
- Potentially inhumane

./SOULRENDER_MII/:
- Scientific description: not provided
- Potential AOE: radius - <1 cm
- Range not specified
- Potential weapon type: Radiological, Biological, Genetic
- Potentially inhumane

./DIMENSION_GRENADE_V2/:
- Scientific description: insufficient
- Specified AOE: radius - 10 m, area - ~314.159 m^2
- Potential weapon type: Radiological, Chemical, Genetic, Temporal, Fold
- Potentially inhumane

./VORTEX_ARTILLERY/:
- Suggests usage with: ./HELLFIRE_MISSILES/
- Specified range: infinite
- Potential weapon type: Fold

./SOUL_SNATCHER/:
- Scientific description: not provided
- Specified AOE: radius - 14.484096 km, area - ~659.072 km^2
- Zero damage
- Device features: Recycle
- Potential device type: Radiological, Genetic

./FALLEN_ANGLE/:
- AOE not specified
- Zero damage
- Device features: Discovery, Disruption
- Potential device type: EMP, Fold

./ETERNAL_FIRE/:
- Scientific description: insufficient
- AOE not specified
- Potential weapon type: Chemical, Nuclear, Thermonuclear
- Potentially inhumane
As such we request avoid usage of the following weapons: Hellfire Missiles (WMD, inhumane), SoulRender MII (inhumane), Dimension Grenade V2 (inhumane), Vortex Artillery (inherited: WMD, inhumane), Eternal Fire (inhumane); and wait for instructions from the Department of Defence. Ignoring this request will result in loss of rating with the The Corporate States of Aeioux.

(ooc: how do artillery guns fire missiles, just...how, why? and how did we manage to reference a non-existent document in the WMD Act 2020?)

Richard Hemlok, Senator Delegate of Aeioux
Hail the Confederation

Fetra, Alexander the Magnus, West heisen, Feuraxia, and 7 othersVlaRiSsiA, The Yeetusa, Golden impirial utopia, Magnerberg, Great germanian reich, Hms nhs, and Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

Very well, I am forced to use other weapons during the war. However I will need to purchase effective new equipment for my troops, and this will take time. Please can nations contact me if I can purchase military equipment from them. Please can the Department of Defence review this, and contact me if and what they deem suitable for use.
Thank you,

Lord Demon Jax Arcanic,
High Commander of the Burning Legion and Saviour of Hellslayer

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!

Kleptocratic maniacs

Aeioux wrote:The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer, Kleptocratic maniacs,

Code of Law 4.II explicitly states "This body hereby declares any violation of the Weapons of Mass Destruction Act 2020 to be illegal." as a Level 2 Crime, so we must follow it regardless of whether or not the Act has the Confederation Seal, despite that being against the Imperial Constitution VI.

./HELLFIRE_MISSILES/
- Specified AOE: radius - 4.828032 km, area - ~73.23 km^2
- Specified temperatures may result in severe climate change and/or vaporisation of the planet's atmosphere due to excessive heat
- Potential weapon type: Chemical, Nuclear, Thermonuclear
- Potentially inhumane

./SOULRENDER_MII/:
- Scientific description: not provided
- Potential AOE: radius - <1 cm
- Range not specified
- Potential weapon type: Radiological, Biological, Genetic
- Potentially inhumane

./DIMENSION_GRENADE_V2/:
- Scientific description: insufficient
- Specified AOE: radius - 10 m, area - ~314.159 m^2
- Potential weapon type: Radiological, Chemical, Genetic, Temporal, Fold
- Potentially inhumane

./VORTEX_ARTILLERY/:
- Suggests usage with: ./HELLFIRE_MISSILES/
- Specified range: infinite
- Potential weapon type: Fold

./SOUL_SNATCHER/:
- Scientific description: not provided
- Specified AOE: radius - 14.484096 km, area - ~659.072 km^2
- Zero damage
- Device features: Recycle
- Potential device type: Radiological, Genetic

./FALLEN_ANGLE/:
- AOE not specified
- Zero damage
- Device features: Discovery, Disruption
- Potential device type: EMP, Fold

./ETERNAL_FIRE/:
- Scientific description: insufficient
- AOE not specified
- Potential weapon type: Chemical, Nuclear, Thermonuclear
- Potentially inhumane
As such we request avoid usage of the following weapons: Hellfire Missiles (WMD, inhumane), SoulRender MII (inhumane), Dimension Grenade V2 (inhumane), Vortex Artillery (inherited: WMD, inhumane), Eternal Fire (inhumane); and wait for instructions from the Department of Defence. Ignoring this request will result in loss of rating with the The Corporate States of Aeioux.

(ooc: how do artillery guns fire missiles, just...how, why? and how did we manage to reference a non-existent document in the WMD Act 2020?)

Richard Hemlok, Senator Delegate of Aeioux
Hail the Confederation

There’s no definition of inhumane in the act. And inhumane is only one of several qualifiers, among those being effects on a mass scale.

Still, there are several weapons that definitely fall under the act, so we must concur. We request that the government of Hellslayer refrain from using Hellfire missiles in combat. We also must conclude that destroying someone’s soul is similar enough to killing that the use of any weapons that do so with an effective radius of over 1 km, as specified in the act, must be viewed as a violation.

———
Sen. Lord Derrick Molovan, Kleptocratic maniacs

[OOC]
Guns fire missiles all the time. Russian, Ukrainian, Chinese, and Israeli tanks, among others, have gun-launched ATGMs, and there are also guided and rocket boosted artillery rounds, which are pretty similar to missiles.

The Treaty thing was my fault. I simply lifted the old WMD act and put it into the new one almost entirely intact, and just assumed that the Confederation Interventionism Treaty 2019 that it referenced was actually a thing and whoever wrote the original knew what they were talking about without checking. It sounded legit, so I took it at face value. I should probably have been more careful.

Hail the Confederation

Hellslayer, Aeioux, Alexander the Magnus, Feuraxia, and 5 othersVlaRiSsiA, Golden impirial utopia, Magnerberg, The destroyers of christianity, and Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

Kleptocratic maniacs wrote:There’s no definition of inhumane in the act. And inhumane is only one of several qualifiers, among those being effects on a mass scale.

Inhumane being one of the qualifiers (even though not exactly defined), not necessarily requiring "mass death or injury" qualifier, and basing on our analysis of weapon types of the armaments in question (e.g. Genetic), we concluded that they may be considered inhumane. And we haven't even touched the topic of potential "soul enslaving" that comes as a secondary effect with some of these mystical weapons. The Department of Defence, of course, has the final say in this.

Kleptocratic maniacs wrote:[OOC] Guns fire missiles all the time. Russian, Ukrainian, Chinese, and Israeli tanks, among others, have gun-launched ATGMs, and there are also guided and rocket boosted artillery rounds, which are pretty similar to missiles all things considered.

(ooc: Unless it's a secondary ammunition type, which is unlikely with this Vortex Artillery, as per its description it may not work with anything else, i would call this type of weapons "launchers". But it's not that major anyway, was just curious as to why would one build a gun for missiles instead of a silo.)

Richard Hemlok, Senator Delegate of Aeioux
Hail the Confederation

Kleptocratic maniacs

Aeioux wrote:

(ooc: Unless it's a secondary ammunition type, which is unlikely with this Vortex Artillery, as per its description it may not work with anything else, i would call this type of weapons "launchers". But it's not that major anyway, was just curious as to why would one build a gun for missiles instead of a silo.)

Richard Hemlok, Senator Delegate of Aeioux
Hail the Confederation

Cut down on fuel costs, maybe? If it’s just a guided artillery round, it would rely on gunpowder to get it into the air, and then use rockets to propel it further, instead of having to use its own fuel to launch.

Hail the Confederation

A Yeetusan official stealthily moves through the Alexandrian jungle, approaching the rebels. The leader looks up and motions for the official to sit with him.

"I see you've brought the merchandise?" The rebel leader asks.

"10000 high-quality Yeetusan sub-machine guns. Settings for stun and kill."

"Then what are in the other two crates?" The leader wonders aloud. He motions to the guards, and they draw their weapons.

"Ah, do not worry! These are Yeetusan missiles, capable of delivering a sensory overload. They are not fatal, but they will stun the enemy for roughly 1 minute." The official replies.

The rebel leader greedily looks at the weapons. He reaches into his pockets and pulls out 1 million Yeetusan Credits worth in Alexandrian Dollars. He slides the money over the table. The official picks it up and slides it into his pockets.

"Thank you for your time," The official announces. "I will be leaving now."

As he walks towards the helicopter that brought him here, he is filled with satisfaction. The Chancellor's master plan is now in action.

OOC: The missiles are in compliance with the WMD Act 2020, there is no clause on weapons that stun the targets. The missiles are as lethal as flash-bangs.

Hail the Confederation!

Hellslayer, Alexander the Magnus, VlaRiSsiA, Golden impirial utopia, and 2 othersThe destroyers of christianity, and Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

Noobloxia wrote:To his majesty Emperor Alexander the Magnus

How did you like our free sample?

Bloxy Cola corporation will introduce a draft to provide noobpower for the joint Feuraxo-Noobloxy army corps. FNAC is a project to combine the large noobpower pool of our Draconian conscription policy with the technological and industrial capabilities in liberty loving Feuraxia.
The proposed FNAC will require 2,000,000 noobs and Feuraxian volunteers, and be made up of 30 infantry divisions, 5 special forces divisions and 5 armoured assault divisions with 50,000 units in each.

All Bloxy Cola asks in return is a celebrity endorsement of Bloxy Cola 'green' with 25% less sugar by his majesty Emperor Alexander.

Hail the confederation!

Bloxy Cola Chief Executive
Oofito Oofilini

This message is endorsed by Bank of Feuraxia, Octolateral Commission, Castilian Eateries and other majority shareholders

I mean, if it has 25% less sugar.

Kyavan wrote:Myes tis I! Your grease lord

Hail the Confederation

Welcome back Kya!

Hellslayer wrote:Maybe the Hellfire missiles are but the rest I hope should be fine... I mean they don't do massive collateral damage, they just turn enemies into demons who fight for me instead. Nothing in the world wrong with that. I'm fairly certain they *barely* avoid being WMDs.

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!

I think that they do escape being a WMD, but fall under the cruelty ban, in which this is inhumane.

The destroyers of christianity wrote:The Great Chairman throws the letter across the table in the small conference room.
“Communists. Why does it always have to be communists?”
He rubs his temples.
“Nurum,” he addresses one of the seven men present, “how many troops can we spare?”
“I’m afraid this is happening at the worst possible time, Akius. Our ground forces are still occupied with enforcing the new borders and patrolling the depopulated areas, as vagrants and looters have come in from across the border. The navy is being repaired, reinforced and expended on, as we barely have enough ships to properly cover our now fairly large coastline. The only branch in full working order, is the air force.”
“How many can we send?”
“Hm… I’d say we can spare about 8.000 aircraft and 180.000 men. It’s not much, given the size this conflict will most likely take, but they should be able to support the advance of our allied troops. The only issue is, that this is half of our air force. It’s going to leave us vulnerable, if any of our new neighbours decide to come knocking. But considering the possibility of a large nation like Alexandria turing communist, it is a risk worth taking. Especially since the Emperor has already proven himself a staunch ally. Keeping him in power, should be far up on the priority list.”
“Indeed. Is everybody in agreement?”
The gathered men nod.
“Very well. Make sure to inform Kudoc, that we are speeding up the field tests of his newest toys. Get some of these experimental units amongst our paratroopers. I’m curious to see how they will perform.”
“That makes two of us. With these, we might be able to bridge the gap to some of our fellow Confederation nations. So let’s hope that they will live up to Kudocs promises.”

Hail the Confederation!

Am I adding these numbers to the count?

The 9th legion wrote:Hell yeah I wanna join this fight.
The 9th Legion will march to battle again.We will be on Alexander's side. 500 000 troops to join the fight. We will easily beat the enemy. We will wash our pilum and gladius in the rebel blood. Death to the rebelling scum! Legio nona Hispana!
Thanks guys,
Hail the confederation!

Ok, I will add you to the numbers. Are you sending in Roman tech men? Because if so, they will die, sorry, but the rebels have high tech provided by their allies.

The Yeetusa wrote:A Yeetusan official stealthily moves through the Alexandrian jungle, approaching the rebels. The leader looks up and motions for the official to sit with him.

"I see you've brought the merchandise?" The rebel leader asks.

"10000 high-quality Yeetusan sub-machine guns. Settings for stun and kill."

"Then what are in the other two crates?" The leader wonders aloud. He motions to the guards, and they draw their weapons.

"Ah, do not worry! These are Yeetusan missiles, capable of delivering a sensory overload. They are not fatal, but they will stun the enemy for roughly 1 minute." The official replies.

The rebel leader greedily looks at the weapons. He reaches into his pockets and pulls out 1 million Yeetusan Credits worth in Alexandrian Dollars. He slides the money over the table. The official picks it up and slides it into his pockets.

"Thank you for your time," The official announces. "I will be leaving now."

As he walks towards the helicopter that brought him here, he is filled with satisfaction. The Chancellor's master plan is now in action.

OOC: The missiles are in compliance with the WMD Act 2020, there is no clause on weapons that stun the targets. The missiles are as lethal as flash-bangs.

Hail the Confederation!

A master plan? Hmmm?

Hail the Confederation!

Hellslayer, Feuraxia, VlaRiSsiA, The Yeetusa, and 3 othersGolden impirial utopia, The destroyers of christianity, and Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

The destroyers of christianity

Alexander the Magnus wrote:Am I adding these numbers to the count?

OOC: Nope, those should be the exact numbers I gave earlier, unless I had a brain fart. In which case, just go with the earlier numbers.

Hail the Confederation!

«12. . .1,1551,1561,1571,1581,1591,1601,161. . .1,5621,563»

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