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URA Winter Olympics - Alpine Skiing

You eyes suddenly open. You blink a few times to clear your gaze and shake your head to regain your bearings. With confusion you look around to find yourself on a plane while you sat by the window seat of the plane. There was a static tap on the microphone "I hope you have enjoyed your journey. We will be landing shortly ; it is advised to wear you coats as temperatures dip below 5°C. Enjoy your stay." You gaze out the window to see a stadium standing with a banner hanging down : "WELCOME TO THE URA OLYMPICS."

URA Winter Olympics - Alpine skiing

by Rex omnia

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Alpine skiing

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You eyes suddenly open. You blink a few times to clear your gaze and shake your head to regain your bearings. With confusion you look around to find yourself on a plane while you sat by the window seat of the plane. There was a static tap on the microphone "I hope you have enjoyed your journey. We will be landing shortly ; it is advised to wear you coats as temperatures dip below 5°C. Enjoy your stay." You gaze out the window to see a stadium standing with a banner hanging down : "WELCOME TO THE URA OLYMPICS."

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QUALIFYING ROUND

Nation	Time
Qazhshava	1:53.89 - Q
Scalizagasti	1:53.98 - Q
Dryicor	1:54.33 - Q
Vultesia	1:54.76 - Q
United states of florida	1:55.00 - Q
Sangea	1:55.21 - Q
Gyuamno	1:55.25 - Q
Ra-khepri	1:55.26 - Q
Nova Briton	1:55.55 - Q
Sattwikstan	1:55.62 - Q
Puffin Islands	1:55.63
Zeiling	1:55.70
Gonadez	1:55.76
Rex omnia	1:55.91
Northern water tribes	1:56.04
Maricoen	1:56.09
The new cordian empire	1:56.12
Itheria	1:56.19
Ellenburg	1:56.28
Aelandi	1:56.50
Smith jones	1:56.54
New ruchaar	1:56.57
Supero Omnia	1:56.61
Adachi	1:56.66
Hitch22	1:56.66
Teesside and tyneside	1:56.72
K-side	1:57.18
Con Ins Lallakerscak	1:57.32
New cheltenham	1:57.38
Trekinstan	1:58.26
Dumb country	1:58.94
Quinceria	1:59.10
Louisianan	1:59.99
Con vilveria	DNF
Invicta caesar	DNF
Suvmia	DNF

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FINAL ROUND

--Final--	Time
Scalizagasti	1:53.26 -
Sangea	1:53.68 -
Qazhshava	1:54.27 -
Sattwikstan	1:55.53
Nova Briton	1:55.56
United states of florida	1:55.57
Gyuamno	1:55.87
Ra-khepri	1:56.09
Dryicor	1:56.15
Vultesia	1:57.83

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