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This is proof that most music videos could be improved by at least two minutes of full frontal nudity, but I added it to the Bars Jukebox anyway.
Tercania islands, Ratfink, and Songs you dont understand
It seems the theme was cheese.
Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Zombie Penguins, Jehovahs witness, and 3 othersTercania islands, Ratfink, and Migrating Cheese
Congrats 
Migrating Cheese. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest where you can choose a theme and format. Let us know.
Walks out of the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner to a chorus of angels singing, and a blinding white light from the doorway; from which one tentacle briefly waves...
Your Restroom is now 'clean'!
Heads to the store room trailing a cloud of chemical cleanliness.
Brocklandia and Ratfink
An entire herd...🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘...stampedes through the Bar.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Ratfink
But why just music videos? It's a whole industry!
Fetch my ten gallon hat Brock! New special!
Brocklandia, Ratfink, and The elephant in the room
*Gets up from the floor* I must inquire, do you have a specific hunting ground in which you acquire these magnificent pelts? *points to a barstool*
Tercania islands and Ratfink
Can't tell you, it's a closely forgotten secret.
Kakazagistan, Zany Zanes, Ratfink, and Consuela de la Morrela
Ahh, terrible shame. Would've loved to get my hands on such a wild beast.
Tercania islands and Ratfink
Upon feeling the threat and danger, the herd suffer panic and stress-induced diarrhoea, and stampede into the back alley.
Tercania islands and Ratfink
Thank you it's an honour to win, I'd like to give judging a go although it's a little out of my comfort zone, a freeform poem would be great, remember I only have cheese for brains.
Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and 2 othersTercania islands, and Ratfink
No! You're going to wake up the rats during their nap time! They don't leave leftovers for me to use!
There's the parts for a hot rod buried at the edge of the lot. You have to play a certain riff on a guitar to get them to come up, though.
Brocklandia, Ratfink, and The elephant in the room
Can I have casu marzu cheese here?
Brocklandia and Ratfink
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, The elephant in the room, and 1 otherConsuela de la Morrela
Not it! You were talking about feeding it right?
Brocklandia, Ratfink, and The elephant in the room
I don't understand. I don't see any difference?
Brocklandia, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand
Of course we can continue to ignore it. If we stop ignoring it, then we'll have to feed it--and sweep up after it. And say it with me, everyone: "I am not cleaning that up."
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, Ratfink, and 1 otherThe elephant in the room
Why? Because music videos tend to have younger, more attractive human-types in them. Other programming, like news shows, have older, wrinklier subjects where the full frontal nudity might run into some ... uhm, "quality control" issues.
I mean, really, who wants to see Dan Rather naked? First, he's been dead since at least 1975 ...
A travesty! I didn't win Third Place? I demand a recount! I call for a mistrial! But congrats to Migrating Cheese!
Drunkndisorderly, Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, PR Megaforce, and 2 othersSongs you dont understand, and Migrating Cheese
No... No. We no clean that up.
#Solidaridad✊🏼
I concur! And I'm fairly certain Brocky has no idea whay any of those words mean-- "travesty", "mistrial", "win", "demand". I mean, Brocky would normally be way too lazy to demand anything.
But on another note I am equally outraged at my complete and utter lack of third place trophy from this week.
Zombie Penguins, Tercania islands, and PR Megaforce
I don't know what they mean, but I pulled them out of a thesaurus, so I'm sure they mean something.
Zany Zanes and Tercania islands
Welcome to the Bar, The road crew. Sit anywhere you like. Menus are on the table. Just shout out your order when you're ready, and your server will begin ignoring you immediately. Oh, and if something with fur runs up to your table, that might be the lunch special--it got loose again, as lunch specials often do, and we think this one might have turned rabid.
Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Consuela de la Morrela
*downs pint of whiskey*
Oh, by the way, I'm now the ambassador for a Forest. Like, the region Forest. Hit me up if you want to work together on anything, have anything about the region to say, warnings etc. I'll be drinking.
*orders another pint of whiskey*
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