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Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the Corner

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Nudest: 615th Most Authoritarian: 1,348th
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Welcome to the headquarters of the Bar on the Corner of Every Region! This utmost precious facility management unit is the magical conference room of our bar. It is just meant for undisturbed discussions of the bar team about how to make improvements since the bar traffic renders it sometimes hard to focus on a topic. Be serious!

Ah, and bar guests, please go after your business in this room silently, and do not feed the Cthulhu... thanks.

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— This region also functions as the puppet storage region for the Bar. See the dispatch pinned below for more information.

Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, Legion of the Cuke, Order of the Southern North, and Region of Poe.

Tags: Isolationist, Magical, Outer Space, Pacifist, Password, Serious, Small, and Social.

Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner contains 6 nations, the 2,381st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner is ranked 8,636th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Urinas et Faeces Nascimur of A Sapient Dump in the Bar on the CornerAnarchy“Send me a telegram if you get the reference in the flag”
2.The Counterfeit Salesman of Dan the DealerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Don't tell”
3.The Proud Cannibal of The Master Chef of the Bar on the CornerCorporate Bordello“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”
4.The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the CornerLeft-Leaning College State“Don't feed the Cthulhu in the Restroom!”
5.The 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓭 𝓘𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽 of The Janitor of the Bar on the CornerPsychotic Dictatorship“𝓐𝓻𝒆𝓷'𝓽 𝓘 𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰?”
6.The Noodly Appendages of The Flying Spaghetti Monster of the BarPsychotic Dictatorship“I boiled for your sins, you illiterate ingrate.”

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Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner Regional Message Board

Brocklandia wrote:Hyperbole makes for good marketing, though.

Speaking of hyperbole--and, hey, we can quote ourselves ... who knew?--last weekend I was helping a friend out at an art show, and I got to be the male equivalent of a booth-babe, nice eye candy for the masses. Hadta keep smiling, 'cause no one wants to buy from vendors who look annoyed--unless you're my artist friend Polly, who has somehow managed to turn "aging belligerent pothead" into the type of irascible-but-lovable homespun character Hollywood makes sitcoms about. She's one of those people who never puts a price tag on anything but instead charges what she thinks you're worth--er, willing to pay--which led to lots of conversations that featured the following:

    Random shopper: "Forty dollars? I thought you told that other guy it was twenty!"

    Polly: "If you heard me tell him the price, sh!thead, what are you asking me again for? That extra twenty is 'cause you're bothering me."

And people paid it. Go figure. Who knew the secret to successful capitalism is an abusive relationship with one's customers? We'll call that "marketing" and move on.

Plus, she has weaponized the word "fu˘ktangular" to describe situations that are complicated and/or messy. (Meaning, her life in general.) I was in the presence of greatness, and I hereby serve notice to everyone here and in the Bar that I am stealing this word and will be using it generously in the next several days.

Are u guys hiring

Hermes express wrote:Hey
Are u guys hiring

send a TG to Fabulously Fabulous.The Fabulous head of hiring

Hermes express

Hermes express wrote:Hey
Are u guys hiring

I sent you a telegram, did I not?

Hermes express

Fabulously Fabulous wrote:I sent you a telegram, did I not?

Oh yeah
I forgot about that telegram

Takes a dump

oopsie I missed the toilet, oh well thats what the janitor is here for, Lemme just collect some for my Monet hair products

Hermes express

Urninates in a bottle

Hermes express

Karenstan wrote:~ Le Snippity Snip ~

Serious posts only in this region, Karen. RP posts should go in the Bar.

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:Serious posts only in this region, Karen. RP posts should go in the Bar.

Oh ok.

Just a heads up, I'm back again. If anything major happened in the past 5ish months, feel free to let me know, but I'll be poking my head on this nation, well, try to, at least once a day, maybe more, depends on my work shifts really.

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