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Today's World Census Report
The Highest Drug Use in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner is ranked 8,636th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
|1.||The Urinas et Faeces Nascimur of A Sapient Dump in the Bar on the Corner||Anarchy||“Send me a telegram if you get the reference in the flag”|
|2.||The Counterfeit Salesman of Dan the Dealer||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Don't tell”|
|3.||The Proud Cannibal of The Master Chef of the Bar on the Corner||Corporate Bordello||“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”|
|4.||The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the Corner||Left-Leaning College State||“Don't feed the Cthulhu in the Restroom!”|
|5.||The 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓭 𝓘𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽 of The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner||Psychotic Dictatorship||“𝓐𝓻𝒆𝓷'𝓽 𝓘 𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰?”|
|6.||The Noodly Appendages of The Flying Spaghetti Monster of the Bar||Psychotic Dictatorship||“I boiled for your sins, you illiterate ingrate.”|
- : Embassy cancelled between United Nations of Earthlings and Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner.
- : The Republic of Argentinstan of the region United Nations of Earthlings ordered the closure of its embassy in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner.
- : The State of Canyamel of the region Wanderlust proposed constructing embassies.
- : The High Priestess of Cthulhu of Mother Superior in the Bar on the Corner ceased to exist.
- : The Canadaddy of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ceased to exist.
- : The High Pastafarian Pope of The Archbishop in the Bar on the Corner ceased to exist.
- : The Neurotic First Lady of Mary Todd Lincoln ceased to exist.
- : The Constitutional Monarchy of The Chris Empire of the region Colonis Spatium Universe proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Canadaddy of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau arrived from Sodom and Gomorrah.
- : The People's Republic of Greater Dearborn of the region The Holy Empire Of Emo proposed constructing embassies.
Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner Regional Message Board
Speaking of hyperbole--and, hey, we can quote ourselves ... who knew?--last weekend I was helping a friend out at an art show, and I got to be the male equivalent of a booth-babe, nice eye candy for the masses. Hadta keep smiling, 'cause no one wants to buy from vendors who look annoyed--unless you're my artist friend Polly, who has somehow managed to turn "aging belligerent pothead" into the type of irascible-but-lovable homespun character Hollywood makes sitcoms about. She's one of those people who never puts a price tag on anything but instead charges what she thinks you're worth--er, willing to pay--which led to lots of conversations that featured the following:
- Random shopper: "Forty dollars? I thought you told that other guy it was twenty!"
Polly: "If you heard me tell him the price, sh!thead, what are you asking me again for? That extra twenty is 'cause you're bothering me."
And people paid it. Go figure. Who knew the secret to successful capitalism is an abusive relationship with one's customers? We'll call that "marketing" and move on.
Plus, she has weaponized the word "fu˘ktangular" to describe situations that are complicated and/or messy. (Meaning, her life in general.) I was in the presence of greatness, and I hereby serve notice to everyone here and in the Bar that I am stealing this word and will be using it generously in the next several days.
Are u guys hiring
I forgot about that telegram
Serious posts only in this region, Karen. RP posts should go in the Bar.