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For anyone who finds this place when we get without a doubt pummeled to the ground by some big nation (like Drystar) here is some info about our land.
We are very devout to the CE religion (aka Conjoint Eye or Conjointism). Carry it on in future and conjoin your eyes.
Skleggs are our favorite meal, and animal. The consisted of mostly legs.
We aren't the best of freedom to all, we were a dictatorship in the South Pacific and of The Falklands*, some of Antarctica, and North Island of New Zealand.
New Unojo is a bunch of cavemen who we do not acknowledge them as a country.
The Revolutionary Era/Cartone Era
PreNS
1954, The Conjointist from the West are rallying up and the war between the UK and Conjointist Fighters begin. After winning with the help of China, Communist Unojo Fights China. With the help of Argentina, they beat China and succeed from Argentina because They couldn't afford war. Thus in 1965, Unojo is no longer a colony and is now a real nation.
During the 1st Revolt, Cartone lead the Militia against the Brits. He died in the last battle, yet Unojo won. Cartone is now looked upon as the great Saney of Unojo (Even though he really never was Saney). More about the Revolts will be found in other posts. With Cartone dead, His wife and Sanpai at the time, Defi Mina took over for the fact that they had no children. She fought the Chinese-Unojoish Revolt and lived until 1990. Mina was the first Female Saney and need to be discussed more in another post. This time inspired the rest of Unojo's history.
Mina Era/Starting Era
PreNS
Like We said, Mina did a lot. This Era started in 1965, with the Progresso starting here. Mina Settled New Unojo, which revolted in 1969. Mina also was hugely Pious and built a statue of her former lover in the New Capital of Defi Cartone City in West Falklands (now in Antarctica, both the city and statue). She married a man named Gus Bal, who died in 1988, leaving Mina a widow (again) and Namor Fatherless. This Era was great and you might think Mina was way better than Namor. Sort of. Mina began the christian purging and the oppression of the poor which continues to this day. This Era lead Unojo down a Conjointist path and ended when Defi Mina died in 1990 of Influenza, leaving 10 year old (at the time) to lead Unojo.
Namor Era/Nation States Era
PreNS and Post NS
Not much happened until the 2010s for Unojo. Namor enforced slavery and a class system in 2013, and joined TSP in 2020. Namor launched Unojo into a very Conservative state, not allowing foreigners to enter or exit. He also started the current LS system as well as more holidays. Namor soured relationships with many nations, mainly Shangyuen, who took the Falklands and left the Unojoish people to flee to Antarctica. Namor Re Established a colony in antarctica and barely took The North Island from New Zealand (Unojoish zealand), barely keeping it. Unojoish also made some allies with Aluur and Saint Cinder. Aluur helped in the creation of Null (Unojoish null and Project null) and Saint Cinder leting Defimanim into the Cinderist Pantheon. Unojo had also invented Null and made their military stronger and strength based. Namor invented Unojoish SPIT (Unojo's SPIT has alcohol in it as well as blood, urine, cyanide, meth, and "tea" leaf.) and the Unojoish Bobux. Defi-lious© was founded and killed Luvhun. This Era ended 2020 when Namor was killed by some soldier in a TEP conflict, leaving Unojo to DFR. Unojo lost much but gain much as well.
DFN Era/Cultured Era
Post NS
This Era had just begun at the first writing of this history book. DNR Liked to write things down about Unojoish history. DFN got rid of WMDs in Unojo while as bettering relationships in TSP. More is needed for this Era. With a trade deal, DFN got to not only keep Zealand, but got the Unojoish north kuril islands or UNKI. DFN also gave the LGBTQ commuity rights, but became mad and a lot more racist. After 2 battles, Unojo captured New Unojo and then had to give most of it up to the APC. Unojo still kept the South of the capitol (Conjointist new unojo). While this age is viewed as it's maturing age, Unojo still made and kept a lot of enemies. DFN got the Falklands back after Shangyuen just gave it back, stopping an invasion at the end of the year. He met his end when during an invasion of Neuwland, an assassin as sniped the back of his head.
Maljna era/Religious Era
Post NS
With the death of DFN, Malnja was crowned and got to work. The first thing she did was give up the antarctic colonies.