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<steals a bit of moisturizer from Lotion Empire>

Dreamersistan wrote:<steals a bit of moisturizer from Lotion Empire>

big mean, big ban

Dreamersistan wrote:Brilliant : ) Between work, im creating Spider-Lenny world. I just wrote a very nice backstory, and I have ~30 units and characters now. Just gotta work on some ancient enemies, internecine battles and such, and I got myself a nice new self-RP world and potential book/animated series script

Oh thats very nice!

Lotion Empire wrote:big mean, big ban
Oh thats very nice!

TY : )

Honestly, I'm surprised with just how creative the Spider-Lenny is. And I think there is a WHOLE world that one can create, based on some of my national ideas. And some stuff that come from my own writings and stand-up about emojis : ) I used to make fun of ppl using em, now im the schmuck using em all the time : P

Would u like to see some Spider-Lennies and a piece of the story?

Dreamersistan wrote:TY : )

Honestly, I'm surprised with just how creative the Spider-Lenny is. And I think there is a WHOLE world that one can create, based on some of my national ideas. And some stuff that come from my own writings and stand-up about emojis : ) I used to make fun of ppl using em, now im the schmuck using em all the time : P

Would u like to see some Spider-Lennies and a piece of the story?

Sure. I mean, I'm about to start working on my factbooks soon, so y'know, I'll probably give it a look after I'm done.

Lotion Empire wrote:Sure. I mean, I'm about to start working on my factbooks soon, so y'know, I'll probably give it a look after I'm done.

You don't have to : )

I thought u were very curious so I suggested it. The writing's on the PC next to this one anyway, so u go work on that factbook and make more Lotionesque history!

Grossvietnam wrote:Time to use Mercs vs Mercs hehe
#Terra

As the war goes on, the space warfare now turns the tide: the GPN ships turned on the Rutherford field. The Liberalist ships will now face the destruction when the GPN ships rush to their enemies and tear them apart with the power of the field.

Also, in order to protect the supply lines and the deployment lines, mercenaries and Cybernetic Troops are sent in to help. These robots, unaffected by the propaganda and of course, they are nearly emotionless so basically the Liberalists will have little choice of fighting against the robots.

The water landing has completed with normal victory and the Marines now will open a new front on the Advenrans and Liberalists. Along with that, the Cavalry divisions have gained some tactical victories when they have reached the rear of the Liberalists without being found and they now will start gunfire on the supply lines of the Liberalists. Special forces are also deployed behind the lines to force the Liberalists to open a new front, stretching troops more so that the main ground troops can rush faster to the capital planet of the Liberalists, Natakoma.

And some other special operators and Marines have been deployed in secret to take over Stargate so that the Loyalist troops can provide supply to the front.

Operation Surprise
The KA forces, that were Encircled by the Rutherford Field was told to Not Retreat, since they were going to become an Good Distraction for the Main Front, the Vietnamese Homeland, things in Karatol are still normal, No Vietnamese attacks yet, but They were Fortifying Every Planet away from the Battlefield, so they could be Ready, but then, Operation Surprise was launched, 1/2 of the KA Space Fleet was sent in To Take Part, and if the Operation failed, the KA would lose all their Expensive Ships, The Grossvietnamese Border planets were Surprise attacked, by the KA, the Fleet used an Asteroid field Used by Smugglers to trade with KA, and the Fleet had Slipped behind the Lines, and was now Attacking the Vietnamese Homeland, they Were Surely Caught off guard, since their Forces were so Focused on their Main target, they could have Forgot about their Homeland, the Man leading this Operation was General Mantis, a General who had Helped the Liberalists by leaking military Positions, General Mantis was now also Bribing Vietnamese Officers to do the same, some were Bribed others were Not, the Attacking of Supply bases still Countinued as it Devastated Vietnamese Advance, General Mantis also sprud Rumors around the Vietnamese homeland, and also Hired more Mercinaries to Assault Vietnamese Positions.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Operation Surprise
The KA forces, that were Encircled by the Rutherford Field was told to Not Retreat, since they were going to become an Good Distraction for the Main Front, the Vietnamese Homeland, things in Karatol are still normal, No Vietnamese attacks yet, but They were Fortifying Every Planet away from the Battlefield, so they could be Ready, but then, Operation Surprise was launched, 1/2 of the KA Space Fleet was sent in To Take Part, and if the Operation failed, the KA would lose all their Expensive Ships, The Grossvietnamese Border planets were Surprise attacked, by the KA, the Fleet used an Asteroid field Used by Smugglers to trade with KA, and the Fleet had Slipped behind the Lines, and was now Attacking the Vietnamese Homeland, they Were Surely Caught off guard, since their Forces were so Focused on their Main target, they could have Forgot about their Homeland, the Man leading this Operation was General Mantis, a General who had Helped the Liberalists by leaking military Positions, General Mantis was now also Bribing Vietnamese Officers to do the same, some were Bribed others were Not, the Attacking of Supply bases still Countinued as it Devastated Vietnamese Advance, General Mantis also sprud Rumors around the Vietnamese homeland, and also Hired more Mercinaries to Assault Vietnamese Positions.

This is hilarious : ) Keep going, keep going!

Dreamersistan wrote:You don't have to : )

I thought u were very curious so I suggested it. The writing's on the PC next to this one anyway, so u go work on that factbook and make more Lotionesque history!

And is done now
Not with the entire thing, but I added some stuff, and some language stuff as well.

Dreamersistan wrote:This is hilarious : ) Keep going, keep going!

KA attacked me once. But they failed. Looks like they don't realize their lesson :))

Lotion Empire wrote:And is done now
Not with the entire thing, but I added some stuff, and some language stuff as well.

Is your name suppose to be a parody of my nation's name ?
It starts with "I" .

Grossvietnam wrote:KA attacked me once. But they failed. Looks like they don't realize their lesson :))

Get him!

Also, did u think abt animating ur factbooks? Make em look cool?

For KA!

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Corrupt Capitalist.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Warmongering Commie.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Lying Corrupt fool.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Deceitful communist.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Lying Selfish Dictatorship.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Felonious, Evil, "Republic".

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Weak, Demonic, "Capitalist".

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Scandalous, Immoral, nation.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Disgusting, and Dissapointing, "Confederation".

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Unpleasant, Harmful, "Socialist".

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Dirty, Capitalist, Pig.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Diabolical, Communist, dog.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Greedy, Rascist, Cultist.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Belligerent, Unholy, Fanatic.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Money, Loving, Pigdog.

Dreamersistan wrote:Pigdog, ha, you lazy mumbli- Oh wait
I'm not playing : )
<puts on my referee outfit again and munches on some popcorn>

The Militarius Imperium wrote:War-loving, communist, swine.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Unhelpful, Monopoly, Man.

General geoland wrote:*steals popcorn*

Newark Aristocracy wrote:STABBY STABBY

Dreamersistan wrote:My popcorn!

I would've given it to my friend Geoland, but, oh well..

I hope the thief who stole my popcorn dies in anguish!i!i!i

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Disgraceful, enslaving, pig.

General geoland wrote:*Eats the popcorn*

Dreamersistan wrote:<watches u die sadly while stealing all of ur nation's wealth>

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Freedom, Bashing, Democractic, Pig.

General geoland wrote:😥

Pariff wrote:the one line in tomb.die for popcorn.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Freedom, Bashing, Democractic, Pig.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Commies.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:I'm not mad. Just disappointed by how long this went on.

Dreamersistan wrote:Aw, u made mom EK mad!

Newark Aristocracy wrote:Capitalists.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Says the Democratic "Confederation" who cant even Give his People rights.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Economy first.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:And let the People Die.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:No, we don't let them die. We let them live a good life.

General geoland wrote:And then kill them

Karatol-Advenra wrote:A good life in the Poor suburbs, you know what is Better? Getting the Hope of the People than your Stupid Economy First, i, Both have the Hope of the People, AND, the Economy Up. Better than you! You capitalist pig dog.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:At least, we aren't warmongering commies.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:"Warmogering commies" you fools just Keep saying Commies since you just keep getting Beaten in Talks, admit it, you're Weak, Useless, and Incapable.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:Never. Commie pigdog.

Newark Aristocracy wrote:Never, capitalitst donkey.

This is unbelievably hilarious!

Read dispatch

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Operation Surprise
The KA forces, that were Encircled by the Rutherford Field was told to Not Retreat, since they were going to become an Good Distraction for the Main Front, the Vietnamese Homeland, things in Karatol are still normal, No Vietnamese attacks yet, but They were Fortifying Every Planet away from the Battlefield, so they could be Ready, but then, Operation Surprise was launched, 1/2 of the KA Space Fleet was sent in To Take Part, and if the Operation failed, the KA would lose all their Expensive Ships, The Grossvietnamese Border planets were Surprise attacked, by the KA, the Fleet used an Asteroid field Used by Smugglers to trade with KA, and the Fleet had Slipped behind the Lines, and was now Attacking the Vietnamese Homeland, they Were Surely Caught off guard, since their Forces were so Focused on their Main target, they could have Forgot about their Homeland, the Man leading this Operation was General Mantis, a General who had Helped the Liberalists by leaking military Positions, General Mantis was now also Bribing Vietnamese Officers to do the same, some were Bribed others were Not, the Attacking of Supply bases still Countinued as it Devastated Vietnamese Advance, General Mantis also sprud Rumors around the Vietnamese homeland, and also Hired more Mercinaries to Assault Vietnamese Positions.

#Terra


Looks like the Liberalists don't learn the lesson of the previous attacks into the land of the Galactic Socialist Imperium when they faced the nation which is among the best in military security.

As the Liberalist space ships march into the border space systems, they soon face their end when the 4th Fleet, responsible for the meeting with Liberalist ships. And of course, once again, they turn on Rutherford field and the next thing they do is rush to the Liberalist ships and fire laser shots and missiles at them.

Also, the ones who were bribed by the Liberalists were put under arrest by the MP and they have been temporarily terminated authority by the Commissars and the Chiefs of Staff of the military bases. So basically Mr Mantis lost the support from those leaking. Looks like they have underestimated the military capability of GSIGV. Now they will pay for that.

Meanwhile, the GVFK bases behind the lines are still now under high security and the supply line is basically still smooth.

On the fronts, more and more planets have been captured with superiority on ground warfare from GPARF. And soon the GPARF troops will reach a quick victory. But that will happen when the Liberalist troops are demoralized and the GPA Cavalry divisions succeed in raiding Liberalist bases

IOTION wrote:Is your name suppose to be a parody of my nation's name ?
It starts with "I" .

I feel like my name got violated now

Lotion Empire wrote:I feel like my name got violated now

I feel the same.

Lotion Empire wrote:I feel like my name got violated now

hi Northie

Does everyone get a bunch of join messages when they first become a country? Because my telegram is filling up.

Lotion Empire wrote:I feel like my name got violated now

A sample of the monsters and critters : )

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

The all new Danelaw ScandaLenny!

Now in stores

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Viking Axes sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents...

The all-new Tintin Spider-Lenny

/╲/(( ͜ʖ ))/\╱\

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

TAMDEG-era Knockoff Talitoa-Lenny!

Now in stores

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Oarfish goons sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

TAMDEG-era Stellar Colonies Lenny!

Now in stores

/╲/()/\╱\

Care packages sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

Uber-Surprised Lenny!

Now in stores

/╲/( ͡ʘ ͟ʖ ͡ ͡)/\╱\

Spare orbis oculi sold seperately

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

The real Spider-Lenny!

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Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

The all new Two-face Lenny!

Now in stores

/╲/( ͡ ͡__ʖ ͜ ͡◉ ͡◉)/\╱\

Cinematic one-sided flipping coins sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:
Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

/╲/( ͡🧴 ͡🧴 ͜ʖ ͡🧴 ͡🧴)/\╱\

The all new Sunkissed Beach Lenny!

Now in stores

Melanoma treatment sold separately

Read dispatch

IOTION wrote:I feel the same.

maybe declare war on each other to properly establish who's the real lotion?

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:hi Northie

yo eastie

Lotion Empire wrote:maybe declare war on each other to properly establish who's the real lotion?
yo eastie

Northie, should I keep my anthem or change it to Luhansk's antehm

Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

/╲/( ͡🧴 ͡🧴 ͜ʖ ͡🧴 ͡🧴)/\╱\

The all new Sunkissed Beach Lenny!

Now in stores

Melanoma treatment sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:A sample of the monsters and critters : )

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

The all new Danelaw ScandaLenny!

Now in stores

..........▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒.............
./\.... / ▓▓◉ ▓▓▓▓ ◉▓/\..../\....
/....\ /.. ▒▒▒▓ ͜ʖ▒▒▒▒▒..\./...\...

Viking Axes sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents...

The all-new Tintin Spider-Lenny

/╲/(( ͜ʖ ))/\╱\

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

TAMDEG-era Knockoff Talitoa-Lenny!

Now in stores

▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓
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Oarfish goons sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

TAMDEG-era Stellar Colonies Lenny!

Now in stores

/╲/()/\╱\

Care packages sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

Uber-Surprised Lenny!

Now in stores

/╲/( ͡ʘ ͟ʖ ͡ ͡)/\╱\

Spare orbis oculi sold seperately

Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

The real Spider-Lenny!

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Dreamersistan wrote:Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

The all new Two-face Lenny!

Now in stores

/╲/( ͡ ͡__ʖ ͜ ͡◉ ͡◉)/\╱\

Cinematic one-sided flipping coins sold separately

Dreamersistan wrote:
Spider-Lenny Labs presents..

/╲/( ͡🧴 ͡🧴 ͜ʖ ͡🧴 ͡🧴)/\╱\

The all new Sunkissed Beach Lenny!

Now in stores

Melanoma treatment sold separately

Read dispatch

Its pretty nice, lol

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:Northie, should I keep my anthem or change it to Luhansk's antehm

Whats your current anthem?

Lotion Empire wrote:Its pretty nice, lol
Whats your current anthem?

factbook

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