The Kingdom of Oflia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Leonard Redwyvern with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.146 billion Oflians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anker. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oflian economy, worth 802 trillion Flias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,279 Flias, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oflia's national animal is the Wild Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Celestia.

Oflia is ranked 224,197^th in the world and 11,220^th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 34.03 insults per minute.