Lazarus
World Census
The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 8,105th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Affluens | Corporate Bordello | “No time, sweetheart. Need to work” | |
| 3. |  The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Capitalist Paradise | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
| 4. |  The Minarchist State of Aslaclestia | Anarchy | “Treat your trade partner as your brother” | |
| 5. |  The Suspicious Yellow Stain of HIreland | Corporate Bordello | “He who has the highest blood alcohol count shall lead” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Mainze | Capitalizt | “In something we just might trust.” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo | Anarchy | “Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet” | |
| 8. |  The Adorable Little Nation of Mon Ling | Anarchy | “Nice people don't threaten mean people into being nice.” | |
| 9. |  The Confederate Corporations of Nucular | Corporate Bordello | “We got to Nuke them and we got to Nuke them now.” | |
| 10. | The Heavily Armed Republic of Erratica | Left-Leaning College State | “Pew pew” |
