by Max Barry

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Lazarus World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 8,105th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
2.The Free Land of AffluensCorporate Bordello“No time, sweetheart. Need to work”
3.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCapitalist Paradise“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
4.The Minarchist State of AslaclestiaAnarchy“Treat your trade partner as your brother”
5.The Suspicious Yellow Stain of HIrelandCorporate Bordello“He who has the highest blood alcohol count shall lead”
6.The Commonwealth of MainzeCapitalizt“In something we just might trust.”
7.The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-JoAnarchy“Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet”
8.The Adorable Little Nation of Mon LingAnarchy“Nice people don't threaten mean people into being nice.”
9.The Confederate Corporations of NucularCorporate Bordello“We got to Nuke them and we got to Nuke them now.”
10.The Heavily Armed Republic of ErraticaLeft-Leaning College State“Pew pew”
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