by Max Barry

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Lazarus World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 8,196th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
2.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
3.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCapitalizt“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
4.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
5.The Pepperoni People of Possessed GiraffesCapitalizt“Outsourcing Oppression Since 2011”
6.The Empire of AngbhandCompulsory Consumerist State“Move along, citizen.”
7.The Free Trade Commonwealth of Amytha redCorporate Bordello“Stop being poor”
8.The Nomadic Peoples of Na-KhonsuCapitalizt“The empire never ended.”
9.The Jingoistic States of PowthranRight-wing Utopia“Honor and Glory, Abroad and At Home”
10.The Kingdom of TobiasanCapitalist Paradise“WATCH THEM DECAY AND FADE AWAY ”
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