by Max Barry

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Lazarus World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 7,695th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
2.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCapitalist Paradise“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
3.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
4.The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-JoAnarchy“Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet”
5.The Misunderstood Fortifications of Liberal RobeniaCapitalist Paradise“No Cocaine? No gain!”
6.The Highest Imperial States of Great VritanniaCorporate Bordello“'Til the last leaf falls, Vritannia shan't surrender!”
7.The Jingoistic States of PowthranCapitalist Paradise“Honor and Glory, Abroad and At Home”
8.The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California RepublicCivil Rights Lovefest“A Safe People is a Strong People”
9.The Hive of PopungCorporate Bordello“Chili Con Carne”
10.The Commonwealth of MainzeCapitalizt“In something we just might trust.”
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